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I saw a YouTube video years ago where someone replaced the mayo in a mayonnaise jar with vanilla pudding and then went out in public to eat it. The looks they got were hilarious.

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My friend forgot to bring a water bottle when we stayed at his parent’s cabin so he attempted to clean a small bottle of vegetable oil to bring on a hike instead

He vomited later that night

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I used an empty wiper fluid bottle as s drinking bottle in a party. It wasn’t the best idea since people were worried I was chugging denatured ethanol neat and getting an alcohol poisoning.

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people were worried I was chugging denatured ethanol

Most windshield wiper fluid contains methanol, not ethanol. Methanol is much more toxic than ethanol. A few milliliters can cause permanent blindness, and a few more can be fatal.

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Those are illegal to sell here. Proper alcoholics here used to drink the strongly denatured ethanol based windshield wiper fluids, but now they prefer the less strongly denatured hand sanitizers.

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I too am full of microplastics

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Once a guy brought a 2 liter coke to the gym, gotta admit that was tempting

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