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Meanwhile here on Earth, we need to login using two accounts to access Helldivers 2. And even got pulled from many countries. What a time to be alive.

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Sony has agreed to remove psn requirements for pc users now

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Damn impressive as hell . Also on a completely unrelated note how is this a meme ? Not saying i mind it being here because i do like it just saying maybe not the /c/ ? I don’t mind either way .

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My friend, just let the memes flow. You do not need to understand or gatekeep.

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Wait gatekeep ? Which part of my comment looks like i wanna gatekeep anything ?

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Still faster than the average Windows update.

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More stable, too.

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Absolutely. The computers on Voyager hold the record for being the longest continuously running computer of all time.

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Certainly better tested.

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Well, they only had to test it for a single hardware deployment. Windows has to be tested for millions if not billions of deployments. Say what you want, but Microsoft testers are god like.

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Windows? Hardware testing? Testing in general? LMAOOO

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NASA should be in charge of Windows updates!

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If they were it wouldn’t be Windows

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Windows 13 update log:

Change kernel to Linux.

Build custom OS for astrophysics and space science applications.

happy rocket engineer noises

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Microsoft can’t even release a fix for Window’s recovery partition being too small to stage updates. I had to do it myself, fucking amateurs.

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Can’t or won’t? The same issue exists for both windows 10 and 11, but they haven’t closed the ticket for windows 11… Typical bullshit. It’s not exactly planned obsolescence, but when a bug comes up like that they’re just gonna grab the opportunity to go “sry impossible, plz buy new products”

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I didn’t know that. So the ticket is still open for 11 but there’s still no fix?

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Not to mention what a bitch that partition is when you need to shrink or increase the size of your windows partition. If you need to upgrade your storage, or resize to partition to make room for other operating systems, you have to follow like 20 steps of voodoo magic commands to do it.

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Whoa learned that one at the weekend. Added a new nvme drive, cloned the old drive. I wanted to expand my linux partition, but it was at the start of the drive. So shifted all the windows stuff to the end and grew the Linux partition.

Thought I’d boot into windows to make sure it was okay, just in case (even though I’ve apparently not booted it in 3 years). BSOD. 2-3hrs later it was working again, I’m still not sure what fixed it of I’m honest, I seemed to just rerun the same bootrec commands and repair startup multiple times, but it works now, so yay!

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The possibility of a catastrophic fuck up is way too high to put this on the average Windows user.

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**This also means that aliens can reprogram all of our satellites. **

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No, it doesn’t. Commands could be authenticated using a pre-shared secret. Even public cryptography existed prior to Voyager 1’s launch (by a year).

Based on the state of computer security at that time I would guess that’s unlikely, but then again it was the Cold War.

Anyway, just because it is possible it doesn’t mean anyone can do it.

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If they had a way to affect our technology in a meaningful way at interstellar distances we can assume their understanding of mathematics is significantly more advanced than ours.

If their understand of mathematics is that much more advanced we can assume that their knowledge of cryptography is also much more advanced.

They’d probably be able to crack our encryption fairly easily.

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you say that like aliens wouldn’t just acquire the hardware itself. If there are aliens, and they know about the probe, chances are they’re probably in a better position to fuck with it than we are. From a computing power angle (i.e. it’s easy to crack) as well as hardware level.

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Nearly all such satellites would have highly directional antennas, so the aliens would have to be neat earth before they could do that. Voyager is not expecting a command signal from anywhere else but Earth. The signal would have to originate not more than a fraction of a degree from Earth from Voyager’s perspective.

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So they just need to go behind it?

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Yes if they can track them in middle of space.

It’s impressive that we can still send data to the satellite. I mean you need to send the signal to the place where the satellite will be in 24 hours.

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Wasn’t there a documentary about this?

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Star Trek the Motion Picture

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My understanding is that they sent V’Ger a command to do “something,” and then the gibberish it was sending changed, and that was the “here’s everything” signal.

And yeah, I’m calling it V’Ger from now on.

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And yeah, I’m calling it V’Ger from now on

Have my upvote.

Why haven’t we been doing this already? I’m with you, let’s make this happen!

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Only so long as we ensure we keep a stable humpback whale population. I don’t wanna be the guy that has to figure out how to make a temporal slingshot maneuver work.

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https://www.researchgate.net/figure/Abundance-estimates-of-humpback-whales-from-mark-recapture-off-California-and-Oregon_fig2_235065144

This seems to be positive news on that front.

Are we really gonna have to have a time travel based Star Trek Movie for all the species out there to manage to get around to fixing climate change?

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They specifically sent it a command to send a full memory dump after it went haywire. It wasn’t a fluke.

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Sure - I didn’t know what “something” was. And what I’d read was that someone had to figure out that they were receiving a full memory dump, which suggested to me that they hadn’t specifically asked for that.

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From what I read there was damage to the memory in certain places so they’ve had to move the code into spare places in memory.

It’s an astounding feat tbh.

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One specific chip had damaged memory

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The vaginer

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