49 points

Private Trump, you’re a disgusting fat-body. Your ass looks like about 215 pounds of chewed bubblegum, do you know that?

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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy Jesus! What is that? What the f*** is that? WHAT IS THAT, PRIVATE TRUMP?

Private Gomer Trump: Sir, Top Secret Nuclear Documents, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Top Secret NuclearDocuments?

Private Gomer Trump: Sir, yes, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How did it get here?

Private Gomer Trump: Sir, I took it from the White House, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are Top Secret Nuclear Documents allowed in the barracks, Private Trump?

Private Gomer Trump: Sir, no, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you allowed to have someone to read Top Secret Nuclear Documents to you , Private Trump?

Private Gomer Trump: Sir, no, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: And why not, Private Trump?

Private Gomer Trump: Sir, because I’m too heavy, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Because you are a disgusting fat body, Private Trump!

Private Gomer Trump: Sir, yes, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Then why did you try to sneak Top Secret Nuclear Documents in your foot locker, Private Trump?

Private Gomer Trump: Sir, because I was hungry, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Because you were hungry…

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Bonespur Trump has dishonored himself and dishonored his platoon. I have tried to help Private Trump. I have failed. I have failed because YOU have not given Private Trump the proper motivation! So, from now on, whenever Private Trump f***s up, I will not punish him! I will punish all of YOU! And the way I see it, ladies, you owe me for ONE TOP SECRET NUCLEAR DOCUMENT! NOW, GET DOWN ON YOUR FACES!

aaaaaand scene

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13 points

“215”

Yeah… As if

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Yeah I’m 230 and 6ft and I look skinny next to that guy.

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5 points

And he is not 215. He is probably 265

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37 points

nah. The Kubrick stare has a smile. That is just an entitled pout on 45.

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30 points

His mugshot absolutely 100% looks like a movie villain.

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13 points

a “despicable me” villain.

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16 points

Isn’t that basically what he pitches? To be angry at the system that has, in their minds and from their perspectives, been wronging them? Even though of course people like Trump are a tumour in the system.

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12 points

Hahah love this one.

Also from which movie is n.3?

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17 points

I could be wrong but it looks like full metal jacket

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10 points

Definitely Full Metal Jacket

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4 points

Thank you. Haven’t watched that one.

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7 points

Do yourself a favor and watch it this weekend. Damn…now I want to watch it this weekend!

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8 points

A Clockwork Orange, The Shining, Full Metal Jacket, The Annoying Orange

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