249 points

As much as I love science, and I’d much rather see billions spent on a collider than war, I gotta admit this is funny as hell.

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166 points

“Ok, but what does this collider do, that the one you have in the garage won’t do ?”

Mrs Cern.

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105 points

We have a perfectly good collider at home.

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24 points

Should have had. That was sad when we gave that up in favor of military spending

However, it also wouldn’t have been as big

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17 points

After 22.5 km (14 mi) of tunnel had been bored and about US$2 billion spent, the project was canceled by the US Congress in 1993.

LMAO

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4 points

As a former Texan, yes that’s a city name. And you’ll probably pronounce it correctly.

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129 points
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I’d rather have a 100km particle collider than an aircraft carrier.

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40 points

What if we build it on a 100km aircraft carrier? Think of the possibilities! heh

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13 points

What if we put an aircraft carrier into a particular accelerator and spin it up to the speed of light?

The sailors would probably get dizzy.

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7 points

We can only get to 99.999998% or so (I might be off by a decimal) so I think it would just result in light bruising (though probably at the atomic level which tends to sting a bit more).

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8 points

It better have a particle collider on it

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5 points

that would just be the Halo from Halo

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3 points

That’d be kinda cool. Ace Combat ass aircraft carrier

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1 point

Throw in Jurassic Park and some jet engines and we’ve got Ark

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This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its labourers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children. The cost of one modern heavy bomber is this: a modern brick school in more than 30 cities. It is two electric power plants, each serving a town of 60,000 population. It is two fine, fully equipped hospitals. It is some fifty miles of concrete pavement. We pay for a single fighter plane with a half million bushels of wheat. We pay for a single destroyer with new homes that could have housed more than 8,000 people.

-Dwight D. Eisenhower

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5 points

Last good Republican change my mind

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His foreign relations record includes a hell of a lot of ratfucking the third world, including being so paranoid about communism he ended up pushing quite a few nations into the Soviet sphere when the coups didn’t work (Cuba, cough cough cough) and directly enabling some of history’s greatest monsters when they did, but he is an American president so grade that on a curve I guess

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2 points

In a ideal word, sure, I’d too. But we live among fucking beasts.

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6 points

Yeah, if history has taught as nothing else, it’s that the guy with the biggest stick usually wins. There are many criticisms of the U.S. military, but no one could accuse it of being weak. That kind of deterrence is invaluable.

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3 points

If only they wouldn’t use that force to invade half the planet…

The peace of Americans is paid for by the terror of dozens of nations. It ain’t cool.

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2 points

You are fucking beasts

The purpose of military is always dual: to deflect other country’s military and to “protect national interests” (read: attack another country that now has to have military too, and may consider using it for an attack).

Wildly assuming you are American, you should have no issue understanding that defensive forces are not really always defensive.

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I am from Europe, from country invaded by nazi Germany so I know well what means an oppressive use of army. But could you give an alternative to the army?

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Idk, I’m not sure I could get much use out of a particular accelerator even if I got it running. An aircraft carrier though might be joyride-able, and that I can understand. Might still be moot since both need a team, but if I get to have either one I’d have to at least think on it.

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111 points

for context 22 billion is a few billions less than what elon musk overpaid for twitter. i don’t think a bigger collider will do anything but I’d like for humanity to have this rather than whatever the fuck the rich are doing now.

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22 billion is half of what Elon paid for Twitter. He paid 44 billion.

So this seems like a pretty good bargain for unlocking the secrets of the universe.

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if i remember correctly twitter was evaluated as 20 billion before musk bought it, so he overpaid by 24 billion dollars which is a couple billion dollars more than the price tag quoted here.

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5 points

To be fair I think he only paid $14 billion. The rest came from other investors like Saudia Arabia

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7 points

For your money you can have “A social media platform that’s on fire or the secrets of the universe and money for another project. What do you choose?” “The dumpster fire social media platform”

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36 points

Yeah… And at least this will generate jobs… And not reduce them like it did on Xitter.

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30 points

Cern has produced quite some interesting systems for software and data management. I am sure the added value of the work is beyond just understanding particles.

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28 points

LHC and previous colliders did a lot of science. You don’t need to think, there are facts.

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You should think again about what they actually can do.

https://cerncourier.com/a/lhc-upgrade-brings-benefits-beyond-physics/

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89 points

we almost built a really fucking big collider in the US somewhere in the middle of fuck off land texas.

It died.

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Yep, that was when the US jumped the shark. It was the exact moment, Oct 20, 1993, we went “fuck science, we’re only doing short term profits now.”

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This would have created a strong science hub and community in Texas, a real reason for the state to be proud of itself, looking towards the future like it did in the 1960s, and that was due to the Democrats with LBJ.
Now instead, they got assault rifle-totin’, shit-kicking knuckle-draggers for life, as the whole place builds up inertia sinking into a festering swamp of its’ own ignorance.

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6 points

yeah, would be interesting to see the alternate universe where it was finished and built…

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4 points

We fucked, we need 60s back (with all the mindset).

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25 points

As one might guess, the republicans canceled it

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20 points

By accident, which is just straight-up embarrassing. They voted the wrong way by accident and then never fixed it.

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well i mean to be fair, it was also on a really big boon of massive military spending, and the debt was a significant problem, plus this was like a fucking massive collider for the time, and probably even now.

The sheer cost alone of it i think was like 20 billion dollars near the tail end of development, not to mention they had basically redesigned the entire fucking thing by that point since they had dropped an entire team. It was a fucking mess.

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Right! Think of those quarters’ balance sheets!

Scientific progress? Peoples bonuses were on the line

Edit: it’s good that our government protected America and left innovation to Europe

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5 points

https://wtfhappenedin1971.com/

It only took a couple decades for that whole greedy evil movement to dictate such big decisions.

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1 point

Stairway to Heaven?

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1 point

The Apollo 14 moon landing?

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5 points

There was an auto-body shop in that town all ready to go…Super Collider Collison Repair

Rip small aoto-body business sign.

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4 points

I bet the US public would vote to fund it if we actually called it Fucking Big Collider and it was the largest in the world.

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2 points

oh for sure.

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2 points

That’d be the easiest vote of my life tbh

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