114 points

There are only so many nouns that start with G. Everyone knows all Linux programs must be a noun and an acronym that starts with “GNU” (which is itself a noun and an acronym that starts with GNU)

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127 points
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KDE would liKe to Know your loKation.

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47 points

Kock and Kall Korture

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18 points

DO NOT USE A ACRYONYM FOR THIS UNLESS YOU ARE A PRIDEFUL FILIPINO!!!

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13 points

These two joKes just had me laughing unKontrollably at my phone.

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16 points

KDE is not an abbreviation, and not in the same way than XNA is not an abbreviation. Originally it was the Kool Desktop Environment which was quickly dropped not for the obvious KDE Desktop Environment but K Desktop Environment, which kinda makes sense given that KDE replaces 'c’s with ‘k’ all over the place – such as, to wit, its name as it’s a reference to CDE. Nowadays it’s plain KDE though.

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14 points

Cool Desctop Environment

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a long time ago I’ve heard that maybe the only reasoning behind the “K” is that it comes before “L” in the alphabet (L, cause of “Linux”)

Idk how true is this, but I’ve found this “explanation” amusing.

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11 points

Make sure you’ve installed Flatseal from the DisKover Store

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9 points

KDE Komedy Klassic? That’s not good…

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47 points

So it’s GNU the whole way down?

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35 points

Always has been

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7 points

🌏👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

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19 points

GNU Nominal Universalism

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16 points

That’s old GNUs

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6 points

or as I’ve recently taken to calling it

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16 points

When they finish the words with G they can just add another layer of recursion and create BIG, an acronym for “BIG Is GNU”. And from there go on like a word chain game

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110 points

Being free from megacorps let’s humans be humans, to express themselves, I love it, the jokes are nice (and are jokes, unlike the nightmare abominations like Clippy and their AIs).

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65 points
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18 points

Yeah it’s weird how computers are still so grounded in weirdo cultures but because everyone has to use them and they’re the foundation of modern society and economy these people often run into something they aren’t prepared to deal with whether it’s copy left and the open source movement or it’s terminology and naming with an irreverent flair.

This is also how you wind up with me casually talking about linux and home servers with a bunch of anarchists as we fix up old bikes while I know engineers and tech chasers who are scared of such things.

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15 points

wait until part 2 of git class where they use the MASTER branch

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12 points

It’s main branch these days (at least that’s the new default for new repositories)

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15 points

I heard that Linus named it git because he is one.

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7 points

That’s what I heard, too. He has a habit of naming his software projects after himself: Linux, git.

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12 points

Embarrassing for who?

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15 points

For them, I guess. I can imagine some folks would be embarrassed to tell people that they use GIMP for the same reason.

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5 points

They were already assimilated at that point, changing their culture would be futile.

But we must try anyway.

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19 points

It might be some weird act of masochism but I liked clippy.

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9 points

Really, huh, that’s … kinda nice to know? (In the ‘world is the tiniest bit better than I knew’ way)

I have enjoyed various creepy Clippy art/mini lore.
It’s basically an SCP thing.

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6 points

I did too, but I was a child and in retrospect I feel like that made me the target audience.

Like I get that Microsoft has for a long time been trying to make tech and computers feel non threatening. And clippy feels like a reasonable attempt especially within the program it was created for Microsoft Bob which was something I can totally see a world in which it had been popular

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3 points

Just install vigor.

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1 point

I’m glad someone did.

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1 point
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33 points

This is generated by AI.

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4 points

Almost every comment made by that user is ChatGPT generated.

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32 points
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NAHHHH, and here i was thinking that “internet bot” just means a person spreading obvious propaganda on the internet.

update: The rest of this guys comments are the exact same kind of garbage. although this one was admittedly kinda funny:

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5 points

Oh someone has prompted it to use a casual tone. I did this with GPT and it spat out answers with a “HELLO FELLOW KIDS! 😎🔥🍆” tone.

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10 points

Corporations are an outdated means of organizing industry. While they can innovate upon existing technology, invention and discovery are avoided, as the length and uncertainties in such undertaking can eat into shareholder returns. While there are exceptions, this selective pressure is seldom overcome. This competitive evolutionary model forces participant companies into a race to the bottom. Corners are cut, labor stiffed, and customers squeezed in order to draw greater and greater profits – or else run the risk of loosing out to more ruthless competition.

In the same way large firms were able to stabilize disruptions in the supply chain through vertical and horizontal integration (thus outliving smaller, regionally managed businesses), mixed economies stabilize the shocks and disruptions of large firms, with the added benefit of re-focusing the output of industry to common goals, rather than to enrichment of a narrow few.

Overall, it is essential to see corporations as a phase in the conscious and unconscious evolution of human endeavor - a tool in the industrialized toolbox and not an end goal unto itself. It’s also important to learn to write for yourself, or you’ll be clowned on quite easily.

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8 points

Umm…is this a joke?

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3 points

No, it’s AI garbage. Almost every comment made by that user is AI generated.

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8 points

corporate governance structures are anti-democratic by nature. framing corporate capture of innovation, economic opportunity, scientific research, and our most critical services as a positive thing is grotesque. nobody should own lifesaving research. nobody should own our houses, our hospitals, our livelihoods and our parks, corporations shouldn’t be able to decide what causes are worthy, what challenges can be addressed. we should. the people who do the work, who make the products, who do the labor that serves others, not unaccountable boards of ultra-wealthy assholes who think they get to make our decisions for us, and are using that power to actively kill the fucking planet.

if you wanna lick the boot, have fun with that corpo.

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7 points

Corporations can do all of those things while also operating as a non profit

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1 point

Can you name one tech non-profit that does all of those things

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4 points

Ok chatGPT

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61 points

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2 points

I hope this is AI generated and not something someone actually took time to draw.

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50 points

Can confirm.

Source: am Linux diehard and sexual deviant

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39 points

He forgot about the third category, silly Trans catgirl programmers :3

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27 points

Seems like a redundant category, I believe you can comfortably slot them into the other 2 categories

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There’s admittedly some overlap

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2 points

I kinda fall into the DnD category but I’m Asexual

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