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Toilet not suitable for Americans.

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You mean the nation that doesn’t even make the top ten when it comes to obesity?

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“it’s really bad but we’re not the worst”

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It’s #11, and 1-10 are all teensy tiny countries.

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You realize my fat ass is never gonna leave that room without the fire department intervening, right?

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Which opens the question: How would you get in in the first place?

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Wide load?

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Imagine moving in and then you get depression and eat like shit so you become too fat to reach the toilet and since you’re a depressed mess with no self respect you grease up the walls so you can push yourself fatly to the toilet.

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Junji Ito is on the fediverse!?

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Free AIDS with every poop.

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Tell me you have never installed a toilet, without telling me you have never installed a toilet.

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I just want this to be AI

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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

Posting guidelines.

Posts in this community must be of property (inside or out) listed for sale which contains a terrible element. “Terrible” can refer to:

  • the photo itself (finger over the lens, too far away, people in the shot, bad Photoshop, etc.)

  • the property (weird layout, questionable plumbing, unsound structure, etc.)

  • the interior (carpeted bathrooms, awful taste interiors, weird mannequins/taxidermies/art, inflatable pools indoors, etc.)

  • the actual listing itself including unusual descriptions and unrealistic pricing. However, this isn’t a community to discuss the housing market in general. This is a comedic community - let’s keep it light.

  • Photos can be sourced from anywhere and be any age, but please check they haven’t already been posted.

  • Censor any names/contact details of private individuals.

  • Mark the post NSFW if it includes nudity or sensitive content

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This community follows the rules of the feddit.uk instance and the lemmy.org code of conduct. I’ve summarised them here:

  • Be civil, remember the human.
  • No insulting or harassing other members. That includes name-calling.
  • Respect differences of opinion. Civil discussion/debate is fine, arguing is not. Criticise ideas, not people.
  • Keep unrequested/unstructured critique to a minimum.
  • Remember we have all chosen to be here voluntarily. Respect the spent time and effort people have spent creating posts in order to share something they find amusing with you.
  • Swearing in general is fine, swearing to insult another commenter isn’t.
  • No racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, xenophobia or any other type of bigotry.
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