22 points

Ah, an email from yourcompaniesit@msn.com. Must be from IT.

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(I deal with vendors that still use yahoo.com emails …)

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The thing that doesn’t make sense to me is when vendors have their own domain and site but they use a freemail account (Yahoo, Hotmail, Gmail, etc). If you really want to run your business using a free service, at least use an email forwarder at your domain.

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33 points

Why did the hacker leave their purple dildo out on their desk? Awkward 😬

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13 points

The password is either admin or password

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“what is your password?”
“uh, it’s just the letter A”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRGljemfwUE. A classic.

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4 points

I’m sorry, there isn’t an option to arrange icons by “penis.”

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That proves you were the one that was targeted. It doesn’t say anything about your intentions.

You could have had the best intentions and just missed the signs that it was a malicious email. Or you could have intentionally clicked on it out of spite.

If I knew my employee did it out of spite, I would fire them. Otherwise, it falls under the shit happens category, try to do better next time.

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If was so miserable at a job that I thought giving passwords away to random people was a good idea, I would hope that I had moved on long before.

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31 points

Summer2024 Autumn2024 Spring2024 Winter2024

Are the most common passwords for regular employees. Update the year with the current or previous one.

Source: I was in IT.

P.s. if you have access to the physical location. Look for post-it notes under the keyboard.

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Oh shit, stealing this. Tired of changing the number on my overly long password. It’s just inconvenient to type 32 charachters when “SeasonYear” would work.

Bro just made an unknown company a little less secure 💀

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20 points

Under the keyboard? The company you worked for must be some sort of security company or financial institution. I’ve seen them stuck on the damn monitor.

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4 points

Bwahahaha. Ditto.

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4 points

Given they had access to plaintext passwords, I’d hope not

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5 points

How to defeat electronic locks according to Sneakers (1992).

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6 points

Tactics of Physical Pen Testing – lockpicking is the hardest way to get in

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105 points

when the company has no loyalty to you, why be loyal to the company?

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50 points

No need to be, but this is a bad example because if the company can prove you were wreckless intentionally, they have an easy court case and someone now liable for all damages

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9 points

Reckless*

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Oddly, “wreckless” might mean the exact opposite.

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20 points

How would they prove it?

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28 points

By showing how you drew a comic about it them posted it to lemmy ofc

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18 points

Given the example from the comic the email he sent would be sufficient proof.

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