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My dream is to die with absolutely nothing but massive bank debt. I have no living relatives, so there is no one to get the money from. I mean, “Hello Mr. Twat you have terminal cancer” next stop is the bank to take out the biggest loan my excellent credit will let me get. Tom Selleck the house go to Vegas bet it all on black until it’s gone return home and burn the house down around me fuck the bank…a boy can dream lol

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25 points

Legally give a homeless person ownership of the house

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That’s a better, less petty idea but the bank would just take it from them.

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9 points

I’d totally do this if I had no family

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Having a family is a solvable problem.

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I mean I could get rid of them I suppose, but others put up with worse.

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38 points

You never see these meme quality ads with a € or £ price… its always $

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That’s because America is Ferenginar.

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Quark: I think I figured out why Humans don’t like Ferengi.

Sisko: Not now, Quark.

Quark: The way I see it, Humans used to be a lot like Ferengi: greedy, acquisitive, interested only in profit. We’re a constant reminder of a part of your past you’d like to forget.

Sisko: Quark, we don’t have time for this.

Quark: You’re overlooking something. Humans used to be a lot worse than the Ferengi: slavery, concentration camps, interstellar wars. We have nothing in our past that approaches that kind of barbarism. You see? We’re nothing like you… we’re better.

DS9, The Jem’Hadar (1994)

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it’s* always $

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Those targeted ads aren’t messing around

Edit: Personally I’ve already got an urn picked out for me. A probably too large coffee can of my favorite coffee brand.

I’d prefer it not get used for my ashes for at least a few more decades though.

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9 points

Is there a Ralphs nearby?

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18 points

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11 points

Come on, man. Fuck it. Let’s go bowling.

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Graveyards are a waste of space & good land. Land is for the living. Cremation is the way; it is clean, responsible, & considerate.

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. I’d rather be harvested for any useful organs if I have any left healthy enough to save someone, then the rest of me thrown in some kind of corpse compost or bio reactor or something.

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For every person like you there may be a person like me that couldn’t care less to visit a grave. I can remember my fallen ones from anywhere.

Don’t want to sound callous but if you’re dead you’re dead to me too, like it’s a part of life. Just accept it and move on. I’m gonna die one day whoop whoop.

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3 points

There are composting options now I think.

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Yes, it’s also called Natural Organic Reduction or terramation. This would be my dream.

When I die compost my body and use the compost on a tree in the garden or spread it in a natural reserve. This way if my relative want to visit my grave they go in nature rather than going in a gray cemetery full of concrete.

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If you don’t have any useful organs, I imagine you can still be used as a cadaver for medical students.

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I’d like my ashes to go into a firework and be spread out all over my local area. Go out with a bang!

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2 points

Clean? I would have said burial was more environmentally friendly.

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6 points

If they didn’t pump the bodies full of toxic chemicals and store them indefinitely in a piece of furniture, maybe.

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Good points.

I will specify organs donated and Eco friendly coffin without embalming.

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I don’t care what happens to my corpse, because I’ll be dead then. Never understood, why people still care nowadays, religion I guess.

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Ritual and ceremony are deeply important aspects of the human experience. What cultures do with their dead is way, way up there with foodways and adornment when it comes to cultural significance.

The increasingly common view in the West that elaborate death rites are unimportant is really new when compared to the rest of human history. It’s probably a postmodern thing? If I’m right about that, that would mean the less reverential attitude towards traditional deatg ceremony is like 110ish years old.

Compared to the 200,000-300,000 years Homo Sapiens have been around (or 45,000 years ago if we only want to discuss the length of time that Northern European-style deathways have most likely been practiced), 100 years isn’t a lot to change that cultural inertia.

Sorry, I know this is a Wendy’s. Just a frosty, thanks.

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You can have the ceremony without being ripped off for thousands of dollars on a box nobody will ever see again

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Why the fuck have you been downvoted, that’s just a reasonable comment.

May I also point out, your funeral isn’t for you. You might not care what happens to your body but your close ones do. A funeral is a place for them to find closure, to grief and mourn your loss. The mere fact that people who cannot retrieve their lost one’s body feel awfully about it and still tend to create empty graves should show how much this is a very old desire of importance. The way we perform these death rituals can change and maybe it is not about how a body is being get rid off per se, and surely we could change this. That we as a species are aware of what death means and have found ways to cope with it (i.e. rituals as a coping way to deal with the knowledge) is incredible.

Whenever people say something along these lines of “just throw me in the trash” it feels to me like they didn’t get that point. It’s not about you. It’s about everyone else.

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Hey there! FYI I really appreciated this comment. The response to my comment here convinced me that Lemmy isn’t really the place for me. I popped back today to look something up, and I wanted to make sure you got a friendly hello after seeing your response.

I totally agree with everything you said. Having shared practices for remembrance and an established “typical” way to demonstrate care for deceased people is a significant part of maintaining social cohesion and so useful for giving individuals an outlet for grief.

The way an entire industry has emerged to capitalize on loss and paij sickens me, but that part is a whole different conversation.

My education is in archaeoligy, and my primary interest was American deathways. I’ve probably spent more time thinking about contemporary death rites and remembrance than I’ve thought about anything else as an adult.

Anyway, I hope you’re well! Keep on being a cool person.

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