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Yeah, he’s gotta go watch over the spice production now the Harkonnens are on their way out.

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please don’t Dune to politics what libs already do with Star Wars and Harry P*tter

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24 points

That’s fair but I really like the Barron is Paul meme. I’m sorry.

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21 points

The libs are going to do it ironically in due time, we may as well have our fun while we can.

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17 points

Dune was written by McCarthy’s long lost cousin who named the big bad controlling everything from the shadows “Vladimir,” and yet it had a better understanding of dialectics and imperialism and religion than Star Wars or HP ever will. I will continue referencing Dune in political analysis until a zombie Frank Herbert tosses his grave out of the soil and kills me in my sleep.

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This is a site build by and created for liberals

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He’s simply too busy being 8 feet tall, in 8th grade, and his father’s 8th favourite child.

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18 points

8 hours of work, 8 hours of recreation, 8 hours of sleep

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To the millisecond. No time for a fourth thing.

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Its a slogan from over 100 years ago, it needs updating, and i do believe many things can fit under recreation.

Before computers and before trains time was also a lot more relative than exact, you can have your milliseconds of dancing, babe

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9 points

Ivankas number one, but being the first handsome, non freakish son slots Barron in at two.

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Not being a woman probably puts him at first actually.

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35 points

Too busy playing Helldivers

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That’s what I hope for him. I was thinking Minecraft but yeah. As a teenager (and now, let’s be real) my ass would be asking if it needs to be done and if anyone else can do it.

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I wouldn’t go that far. Maybe she’s backstabbing her husband. Trump’s family and Trump world is a nest of vipers. If Trump’s life starting in 2015 was made in some kind of reality tv recreation thing - it would probably be 100s of hours of riveting tv. But, no, I have no idea who could play Trump convincingly during all that footage.

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Just ~60s or so of secretly filmed footage of her and Trump in private might be fantastic. I can’t even imagine how the two them are to each other in private. Superficially friendly? Icy? Cold as ice? Sarcastic? Openly hostile?

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Why dosent he just eat the other delegates?

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