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considering the dog’s iq is about the same as the child, they are both pets

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I disagree. My dogs are smarter than my kids. 😝

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Hate to be the one who breaks it to you but have you ever considered that your kids might be stupid?

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Absolutely, doesn’t change the fact though, does it?

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Maybe the dog is smart? 😆

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damn 💀

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Skill issue

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Among other things.

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Also kids are more like parasites than pets

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That’s some strong talk from someone who had to learn object permanence.

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You’d think that having a quicker than normal kid would be easier to raise, but no. I was walking and talking at 10 months, reading at 21 months, and in Montessori school by the age of 2. I was also probably the worst kid my parents raised.

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Just cause your mum said that about you, doesn’t mean it’s true of all kids

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My mom never said that. I did find it written in some of her notes though.

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The dog is not a pet, but some other guy who lives here.

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You misspelled the word cat.

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No, that’s not a cat, that’s a cat:

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the second I read this comment my cat decided to see what my toe would taste like

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Well, what does it taste like?

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I have two cats.

Well, I actually have one cat.

But my cat has a pet cat.

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Exactly my cat’s dynamics.

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No, cats are the other way around. You’re just a human who lives in their house.

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i would typically agree, except that my neighbor told there is a cat that belongs to her little dog. i have since been paying attention - i swear, it’s like that dog has a cat. she walks the dog and the cat comes along. not with my neighbor, but with the dog.

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The dog is not a pet, but some other cat who lives here.

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I didn’t say ‘asshole’. Not that we don’t love them. I live with 6 of the asshole variety. I miss dogs.

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The dog:

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Joe Rogan’s dog

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Expression says it all

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Is that taxidermy?

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That’s even worse, honestly.

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Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

It’s a man in a costume.

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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The dog dude with the hot gf!

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Someone trim that dog’s nails.

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Ghost dog!

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It’s so sweet when they become aware of the dominance hierarchy 🤗

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I had a test about nouns in the first grade. I picked a cat to be a “person” not a “thing.” I asked my dad why I got the question wrong. He said our cat is a person to us.

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Other animals are persons.

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you’re not wrong, calling animals “it” makes me cringe

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