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Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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All of you were working on the train!?!

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It was a train conductors’ meeting, they hold it on board a moving train, which is scary because all the conductors are at the meeting so nobody’s available to actually drive. Entire generations of conductors have been lost this way.

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This is the way.

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she even got that weiner

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I’m really just curious about why there were only men on the train.

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Did everyone slide forward down the aisle when they hit the brakes?

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How else would you draw a female hotdog? No tits and it looks like another dude just like all the ones I’ve eaten before

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Do hot dogs need genders?

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That should depend on if hot dogs are made from more than 1 gender of pig. Or dog. Or hotdog worm. Or whatever tf they make hotdogs out of.

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Listen bud, English might’ve lost it’s way but we’ve still got Indo-European roots, so even rocks need genders.

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Is nobody going to mention the face, stilettos and hand bag this business weiner is also carrying?

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Well I didn’t notice the stilettos, but now I’m even more confused by that stance she’s taken. I don’t want to question hotdog anatomy but who walks around like that?? (Crabs- crabs do.)

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It’s also hotdog-spreading, I mean, look at that legs opening.

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I want that hot dogussy Chicago style !

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Titties dragged through the garden?

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