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The other day, I said to Siri "Surely it will stop raining." Siri replied, "On Sunday, and don't call me Shirley."

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Turns out, I had my phone in Airplane! mode.

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sock@lemmy.world
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after reading the title i was like he ripped this straight from airplane thats crazy

but then i saw the body copy v funny

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Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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Philo@lemm.ee
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Was she speaking jive?

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lettruthout@lemmy.world
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Check that you don’t have it in Airplane mode.

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Arsenal4ever@lemmy.worldOP
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I think you mean Airplane! mode.

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lando55@lemmy.world
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Kareem Abdul-Jabar mode

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snowstorm@feddit.de
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I’m disgusted. Have an upvote.

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