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New Jersey has people?

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Surprisingly it has the highest population density of all US states, for its area it has more people than any of the other states.

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Are you suggesting that they don’t let people leave the place any more?

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And too many, considering it’s the most densely populated state.

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I almost touched Messi with my eyes through my binoculars today. Today was a good day to be in Jersey.

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I didn’t know Messi lived in the Channel Islands

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I’m as confused as you. I came here expecting a new wooly jumper

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Yes we have! More over, we are Garden State! We have that … whatyoucallit… garden (I think).

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That sounds like some Florida driving to me… along with what I call the Florida green…it’s running a fresh red light so it still counts as green…in Florida. Also getting to your exit ramp from the left lane with out looking.

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I’ve heard that called a Jersey Left. It’s actually pretty reasonable in Wisconsin when they take 5 seconds to start going when the light turns green.

I’ve also heard the Jersey Exit, when somebody crosses three lanes on the freeway to take their exit with no blinker.

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It’s weird I just saw this for the first time today and wondered what in the fuck was wrong with that person and thought how insanely dangerous it is. I hope it doesn’t become a thing on this coast too.

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4 points

Fair 😂

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I refuse to elaborate.

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They are the kindest assholes I’ve ever met.

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Thank you!

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Damn right we are

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They came at all?

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