102 points

Some things are just super easy to grow, others take so much effort its too much for the average person. But hell yeah, grow ur own food if u are lucky enough to own a garden.

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Yeah. When I lived in NW Florida (ugh), jalapenos grew like weeds in a small pot. Always had way too many.

Also a fun fact: in early spring you can often see green grass-like shoots growing before the grass starts and are quite tall. Those are wild alliums, the same family as garlic, onions and scallions.

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28 points

We call it onion grass. I’m always yelling at my dog for eating them.

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6 points

Are they bad for dogs? Or are you mad cause you wanted them?

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15 points

I struggle so hard with peppers. Jalapeños growing like weeds sounds like a dream.

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2 points

The growing season is so short here, you need to start them inside 2 months before planting them outside if you want them ready before the first frost in sept gets them.

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I will note that when I moved to MD the plant did well but grew like 1 pepper all year. Gave up after that. Heartburn also made it less viable to eat so many. :p

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It might benefit you to know that pepper plants can be kept alive nearly indefinitely if you give them good enough conditions. So if you keep them in a pot, you can trim them and move them inside over cold months (bare stems is fine as long as they don’t dry out), and then in spring they are already super well established and big and start putting out peppers really early.

I never do well with new pepper plants, but second season they produce like crazy.

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5 points

I live in Norway and one year I planted 10 chili plants. I treated those plants like royalty and in the end I got like maybe 2 chilis per plant lol

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1 point

Isnt that just chives.

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3 points

Florida gardener too.

Jalapenos do great, okra grows in the summer! The summer! Mustard greens will too, and the Stokes. Purple sweet potatoes. In the cooler seasons, collards, lettuces, fennel, I’ve had surprising success with broccoli and cauliflower. Tomatoes I can grow whenever but birds eat them. Radishes fail me every time. No carrots or radishes have worked, ever… I just learned asparagus is perennial here, going to try that too.

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Same luck with tomatoes. Everything surey them long before the were ripe.

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My wife and I just moved from a townhouse to an actual house with a backyard so we can garden again. We’re around the Sarasota Area and the yard is really soft and sandy. Pretty sure something’s digging under there which is why it’s so soft… But they were there first so what’re ya gonna do. Any suggestions for planting this summer? Definitely gonna try Okra

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6 points

Is garlic easy? Uk climate

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Oh i have no idea, i have never grown garlic so far.

Often you can get hardier breeds and i would expect it to be possible in the UK as longs as its not freezing.

This looks like a decent guide. Basically lots of sun, not too much water, lil bit of fertilizer and you are sure to get something.

https://getbusygardening.com/growing-garlic/

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3 points

Thank you

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3 points

Wild garlic might be a better option if you’re able to forage for it.

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2 points

I do walk about a lot so I’ll keep an eye out. Thanks.

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2 points

I live near a garlic town and it gets fuckin hot there

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3 points

Gilroy?

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It’s relatively easy, because most pests won’t eat it and they are pretty frost resistant. There are winter and summer varieties, so don’t mix them up.

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5 points

Yeah pretty easy, have a go. Maybe a bit too mild to be ideal but if we’re talking home production that doesn’t matter much. There’s a big farm on the Isle of Wight so we can’t be too far off.

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Garlic is fine unless you’re way up north, it’s semi hardy so won’t like a prolonged or hard frost but will survive outside just fine.

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2 points

Lettuce and tomatoes are surprisingly good value. I’d put them top tier.

Not sure what else is really good. Beans are easy but you never get enough.

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16 points

Sheep… They’re woolly… It’s wool!

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10 points

Fucking eggs come out of their arses!

Fuckin’ 'ell!

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15 points

Tomatoes are easy to grow! They just take a fuck ton of water.

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I hear they’re much tastier than what you buy in the store.

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5 points

It depends on the cultivar, but usually yes!

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6 points

that applies to pretty much every vegetable out there.

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Supposed to be even more, particularly because you can pick at peak ripeness. Store ones they pick far beyond ripe so they transport and handle better.

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10 points

This is accurate; grocery store tomatoes are bred for durability rather than taste. The canned tomatoes down the soup aisle are honestly better than the fresh ones in the produce section. A large pot in a sunny corner of your back porch can do a lot better than your local supermarket.

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depends on who grows them, we finally started getting domestic tomatoes in stores again here in sweden and they actually smell and taste like tomatoes should.

They don’t need to use the ones that are bred for durability if the shipping takes like an hour by truck…

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If they are not organic they put fertilizers on them which is basically salt that makes the cells swell with water but not nutrition nor taste.

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8 points

Tomatoes and garlic, what else could you possibly need tbh

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21 points

Basil, onion.

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Basil is also easy, lots of water, lots of sunshine

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7 points

Eggs.

Btw on average, how many eggs grow on an eggplant?

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4 points

Depends on how many chickens can fit on the eggplant. I think 1 is the max.

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8 points

You can feed your dog tomatoes, and you don’t even have to bother with seeding!

Or fertilizer!

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5 points

You don’t need a dog for this, you can do it yourself.

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5 points

Cries in having no sunlight in the apartment. Mine didn’t survive the dark apartment life, so can’t confirm.

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Same, friend. :(

My aloe vera plant is doing ok tho

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The trick with garlic is to just bury it everywhere in your garden where there’s space, no need for a vegetable garden. The leaves take minimal space and digging them back up only requires making a small hole, plus they apparently keep some pests away.

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It’s happy in a pot on the windowsill, doesn’t much care about soil quality, can be harvested just for the greens.

I plant it everywhere though.

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The Bri’ish pay for wa’er! What’s a fuckall?

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