I always thought this was a fun topic. What power would you choose?

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Stop any confrontation by yelling “enough!”

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Side effect: your voice cracks in an absurd way every time you use this power. Both parties find it too funny to continue fighting. They instead laugh at you.

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20 points

Finally a plausible power.

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It gets the job done

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31 points

The power to stop/start time at will while still able to move & interact with stuff

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It only works when your eyes are closed.

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Your side effect is super cool, specially if you imagine that even light would be frozen in time. People in this thread keep choosing side effects that would ruin the super power but this one would be a problem but still worth using the power. With some practice you might even overcome some of thrle drawbacks.

Now I want a super hero with this power and side effect

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I like it especially if it works like a switch. Imagine how perfect your naps would be. You’d never oversleep.

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6 points

Oh man that’s a good one. So much for driving all those vacant Ferraris

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Would an engine still work if time was frozen though? And if so technically you could still drive with your eyes closed.

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Air particles also frozen

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This is far more insidious than it seems.

That would basically mean whenever you stop time you are locked in position.

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6 points

And can’t breathe

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Depending on how long you can hold your breath it might give you some extra time to think.

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Also photons cease to exist once you move into their space, there would be no light to enter your eyes attoseconds after stopping time, meaning you would be blind.

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29 points

Wherever I am, everything becomes peaceful. Nations at war start peace talks. Long standing conflicts are immediately solved.

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Wherever you leave from instantly goes to war.

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They (the place ) can no longer stand you and you can never stay in a single place for more than a day.

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Hahaha. You got me!

I’ll be like Lassie (the classical trope of the main character charging setting every episode).

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All of the violence and hatred that would have been present around you gets redirected somewhere else in the world. The more discord there was in a place before you arrived, the harder the redirection hits its new location. You occupy a bubble of peace but outside of it things get even worse. You always hear about this and see the consequences of it but you are never able to directly observe it because whenever you try, the discord gets redirected somewhere else.

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You cursed me!

I especially (dis)like the fact that I may occupy a bubble of peace, but at the same time knowing things are getting worse.

You reduced me to either an obnoxious self-entitled prick, or a pathetic loser.

Thanks a lot. The world now hates me…

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27 points

The ability to speak and translate between any languages

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Now you can also speak and translate the languages of the trees and the rocks and the inanimate objects all around you and you have no way to get them to shut up.

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13 points

First human being to get ghosted by the earth; I can live with that honor

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25 points

The power of anti-cheeto dust fingers.

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30 points

You were born without fingertips and can’t do biometric scanning. No one will give you a passport.

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Not to be that guy, but one can still get a passport without finger tips, or arms for that matter.

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Not to be that guy, but your butthole has a print just as unique as a fingerprint.

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Yeah I didn’t need my fingerprints scanned at all for a passport. Just my picture.

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No one will give you a passport.

Damn, you really hate him don’t you?

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