I need to settle an argument I started. My argument: olives are gross.
I will die on this hill.
I love olives. Olives are great.
I will die on this hill.
Then perish.
I will take all of your olives
I will die on this hill.
Do it. Leaves more olives for the rest of us.
Also may make good bonemeal for an olive tree to grow there
OP, your sacrifice means more olives
I like olives.
Clearly not a martini drinker
I’ve learned that I don’t give a shit if a martini is shaken OR stirred. They’re all fucking disgusting. I love gin, but who the fuck thought super salty gin would taste good? The olive is the only good part of the whole thing.
Except for espresso martinis, those are good.
We used to make “Whore’s Martinis”.
Same as a regular one, you just hand pour over a single cube of ice and toss in an olive, onion, lemon, whatever. Stir with your finger and go. No straining, no stir stick, no measuring, one cube of ice.
