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The curiosity is killing me.

– Dracula

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This is terrible, if it became popular the Koch family line would be extinct in a fortnight!

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Vampires

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The diet garlic is 100 times better

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I tried it, but it gave me crippling headaches.

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When’s the last time you saw your reflection in a mirror?

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Every day, but I try not to look at it too hard because people tell me I should be starving and suffering from crippling migranes instead of having a body that looks like that.

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And it gives you cancer 10x faster

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It’s funny that someone downvoted this as if it was a real concern lol

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I feel like this would be hella similar to a good ginger ale.

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Pepsi 1893 Ginger Cola is the greatest soda known to human kind and I am absolutely devastated by the fact that I can’t get it anymore.

I like ginger so strong my nose burns thanks

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Never heard of it but according to Wikipedia it’s just Pepsi mixed with Ginger Ale, so it’s not like it would be impossible to reproduce with a little extra effort unless you simply HAVE to drink it right out of the can.

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Fever tree is great strong ginger tonic. Check it out, it’s quite spicy.

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You equate ginger to garlic?

I mean, I see the similarity, as they are both aromatics, but they are VERY different aromas…

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I’m thinking more about the spicy bite than the flavor.

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Anchovy was out of stock huh :(

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Wouldn’t be much of a tuna salad if there was anchovy in it, now would it?

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