NSA Orders Employees to Spy “With Dignity and Respect”::In a new directive, the head of the notoriously invasive NSA ordered employees to spy on the world with “with dignity and respect”

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great idea. an email with that verbiage is a surefire way to straighten everyone up.

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This has the same energy as the beatings will continue until morale improves

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The fuck does that even mean?

“Crash the car without inflicting damage”

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ITS one of those periodic reminders that management sends out about workplace rules. Big deal.

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I guess they watched Red Sparrow and thought that was going too far.

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“Please cut back on the racial slurs.”

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Fucking finally. I was getting really concerned of all the undignified and disrespectful spying around here.

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