They are coming down hard on protestors because the powers the be are scared and weak. They are stretched thin and are incompetent. They lost Vietnam, they lost the Middle East, they lost Cuba, they lost North Korea, they lost Ukraine and they’ll eventually lose the world.

You are currently in the claws of the beast and the beast is dying. You will be free of it’s clutches, keep biting its hands. It’s squeezing you because your bites hurt it. Do not give up.

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we are all trapped in the belly of this horrible machine, and the machine is shitting out its doodoo ass

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That’s my secret friend

I am always shidding out my doo-doo ass

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we fed the cows the horrible machine doodoo

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26 points

I open up my wallet,

And it’s full of coom

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19 points

I open up my wallet

A fly comes out

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3 points

You know, OP’s beast metaphor was thought provoking. But this - this is poetry!

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3 points

I took one long hard laugh at this one.

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crankin my hog

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Yes…hahaha… YES!

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26 points

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I’m just gonna keep farting in my bosses corner office. That’s the most praxis I can do… For now

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Your bravery is inspiring. Keep farding for justice

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One time I ripped a nasty one and ran off after I fixed his outlook. When he returned, he gagged and was crying for air freshener.

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11 points

Comrade Lenin would be proud.

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13 points

thank you for your service 🫡

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The kind Vladimir Ilyich would’ve sharted in you boss’s office.

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14 points

Might I introduce you to this?

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Holy shit, my brother mentioned this to me

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2 points

You know what is to be done…

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10 points

This deserves its own post

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23 points

In fact, organizing is how we beat the fash and prevent their desire to become popular terrorists against us. Keep up the fight! We only win if we build.

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