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An Oxford professor named Hall

Possessed an octagonal ball

The square of its weight

Divided by eight

Was pi times the root of sod all

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I suppose saying “natural log” invalidates the last limerick - I’ll allow it.

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It’s common to just use “log” in pure math, since nobody uses the base 10 log.

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And everyone just uses “log” in CS because noone cares about the base.

…if you specifically want the natural one it’s ln. ld for binary, base 10 is pretty much unheard of. Such an uneven number.

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Fair. Logs are natural unless otherwise specified. You wouldn’t put log(37) if you wanted base 10, you’d do log_10(37).

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Instead of “Is the log” maybe you could say “Is nat-log”?

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Or just pronounce it “lawn” like all my calculus instructors did

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That one is weird to me, but maybe just because I’ve never heard it.

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“is natty log of the cube root of e”

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Oldie but goodie:

< > ! * ’ ’ #
^ " ` $ $ -
! * = @ $ _
% * < > ~ # 4
& [ ] . . /
| { , , SYSTEM HALTED

Waka waka bang splat tick tick hash,
Caret quote back-tick dollar dollar dash,
Bang splat equal at dollar under-score,
Percent splat waka waka tilde number four,
Ampersand bracket bracket dot dot slash,
Vertical-bar curly-bracket comma comma CRASH!

“waka” didn’t gain popularity among people, at least not among any I ever heard about, usually it’s angle bracket. I’m quite partial to ‘tic’ and ‘tac’. The rest is standard or at least common, IMO | is pipe and {} braces. * is often called asterisk or star but splat is just better. And # is most definitely not “hashtag”. Here’s an overview of what’s out in the wild.

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{ left mustache
} right mustache

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Pretty sure this is what an aneurysm feels like.

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Why does “kicking it up a notch” have to entail completely butchering the meter? Actually infuriating.

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See top comment to kick your fury up a notch.

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