62 points

He might be providing safety tips, but the biggest safety issue is that they left the door open for him to get in.

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33 points

For all we know that’s one of the things he warned them about.

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24 points

which is why in his last panel he says “why the fuck is your front door wide open like this”

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19 points

He’s a god, locked door ain’t gonna stop him.

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12 points

he’s the god of the dead, not of lockpicking

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5 points

He got the pick that bosnian bill and lockpicking lawyer made, nothing can stop him.

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8 points

Reminds me of the GI Joe PSAs

https://youtu.be/Udw8n_9i0gk?feature=shared

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Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

https://piped.video/Udw8n_9i0gk?feature=shared

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

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49 points

Ah yes, Anubis, god of death. Exactly who I want to take safety advice from.

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47 points

Dude take care of the dead, if anyone you wanna take safety advice from, it’s him, he heard some real stuff happening.

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4 points

Hahaha good point.

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42 points

If anybody’s gonna know what will kill you…

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28 points

Why is it edited? The original joke was also hieroglyphs.

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4 points

Please post the original or a link to it, thanks.

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25 points

Last panel would’ve been better if they didn’t say anything

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here’s my 1 minute edit with my phone. Enjoy

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spoiler

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23 points

Somebody who is less lazy than me should try to translate the glyphs.

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“Hey kid! Imma computa. Stop all the downloadin.”

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14 points

I don’t know much about computers except for the one at my house my mom put some games on there I play em sometimes—

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6 points

GI JJJJJJJJJJOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAH!

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𓀥 𓀦 𓂙 𓃼

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