NO LOLLYGAGGIN

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“WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, DON’T MAKE LEMONADE. MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK! GET MAD! I DON’T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE’S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I’M THE MAN WHO’S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I’M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!”

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HOW ARE YOU HOLDING UP? BECAUSE I’M A POTATO

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66 points

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

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14 points

YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE, MAKE YOUR TIME

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9 points

SOMEBODY SET US UP THE BOMB

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49 points

MEDIC!

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STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW

edit: didn’t mean to reply this, I violated the law

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16 points

THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD

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46 points

THE CAKE IS A LIE!

CANNOT BELIEVE THIS ISNT ALREADY HERE, IM CRESTFALLEN!

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21 points

THAT’S BECAUSE IT ISN’T A QUOTE, IT’S WALL ART

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38 points

I’M COMMANDER SHEPARD, AND THIS IS MY FAVORITE STORE ON THE CITADEL.

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16 points

I SHOULD GO.

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6 points

WE’LL BANG, OK?

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