Fake Dentist perhaps? Something about getting cavities filled.

Fake McDonalds? Not sure.

35 points

Fake politic, you get fucked either way.

Fake porn, you arrive at the group to have sex but instead your partners take turn talking about food, map, history, and all sort of non-sexual topic.

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Was it the movie Go where they thought they were getting involved in some sex thing, but it was actually Amway?

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It was Confederated products. I loved that movie.

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Fake Jehovah’s Witness

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You mean Captain Orgazmo

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And chodaboy!

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Fake gynecologist. Yikes.

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I’m afraid to tell you that there’s already several sites completely dedicated to this…

…or so I’ve heard.

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Where did you find such disgusting things? Just asking so I know where not to go.

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Sounds like a fertile ground for STDs.

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While you’re down there doc…

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Said no woman ever.

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Fake taxi? That just sounds like a kidnapping.

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You’re not wrong, and yet it’s the name of a fairly popular porn series where actresses exchange a cab ride for sexual favors (that’s the story idea at least).

It’s popular enough that there is a significant number of people (vulgo, “creeps”) who put Fake Taxi stickers all over their cars.

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Fake Book - jazz musicians getting it on, sometimes in a trio or a quartet, lots of improv but lots of pretentiousness.

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