148 points

Don’t forget walking around to get to places.

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55 points

Accessible healthcare and permissive weapon legislation

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46 points

Oh our weapon legislation is plenty permissive

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16 points

[Scoffs] We aren’t even allowed to conjure demons to destroy entire cities! It’s hard to even get your hands on an Apparatus of Kwalish.

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9 points

Surely you mean little rascal-ing? I don’t understand what this “walking” is.

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-9 points

Uhh, have you never been to a large, American city?

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22 points

Houston and NY are both large american cities and are complete opposites when it comes to planning. Thing is, most American cities are closer to Houston on the spectrum than to New York, for every Philly theres 2 Kansas Cities if you get what I mean

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10 points

Even New York and DC aren’t very good to walk around, though I guess it all depends on what you compare to

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3 points

I’m not even American, but I totally got it.

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1 point

No, I haven’t.

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74 points

I miss Miss Cunk :(

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56 points

She’s so delightful. Also love the experts that try to explain complex issues to her like a child and especially those that look like they want to throw something at her.

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17 points

I miss NewsWipe and Barry Shitpeas.

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18 points

I miss newswipe more than anything else Charlie Brooker makes, honestly… But I get it, Black Mirror probably makes him more money by atleast an order of magnitude.

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1 point

At least we got the antiviral wipe during COVID.

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3 points

Every year, I google whether it has returned. Losing NewsWipe / Screenwipe is such a loss. Still haven’t touched Black Mirror…

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1 point

Some of Black Mirror is good

Inside No. 9 however, is miles better

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5 points

is it an episode I didn’t see ? if it’s chunk against the world (or around, I forgot)

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42 points

But still no healthcare

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31 points

Whatcha mean, they got GREAT healthcare in DnD! One might say it’s simply magical 😉

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17 points

…and expensive enough that you need to be a nobleman or a legendary hero to get it. The cost of the most basic healing potion is enough for a family to eat for a year.

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7 points

That’s true! Although I have to believe some clerics take pity on the poor and help heal them. But I guess that just points to the system being broken, I mean you shouldn’t have to rely on the good graces of a benevolent do-gooder. The govt should be providing a herbologist and cleric for every village, free of charge!

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7 points

Oh, no, you’re mistaken. We have healthcare, it’s just that it’s a circus that has been lit on fire.

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37 points

The fact that you get to loot and pillage notwithstanding.

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1 point

Pretty relevant joke. You totally put those +5 Intelligence to good use.

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16 points

Hey, now! I resemble that remark.

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