51 points

Yep, programming. It used to be mathematics and logic, nowadays we just include the whole of NPM and pray to the Omnissiah.

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I’ve been a programmer since the 90s and I assure you, it’s been mostly prayer and the occult since day 1. Also Adderall and whiskey.

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1 point

Someone finally compiped the No Problem Manual? Where can I find the Man page?

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Don’t forget that the first attempt never works no matter what

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This probably doesn’t count, but Sosigenes of Alexandria was an Ancient Greek astronomer who designed the Julian calendar in 45 BC. This was replaced in 1582 AD with the Gregorian calendar (named after Pope Gregory XIII) and is still in use today. Of course both were found by science, but it took the weight of the Catholic Church to push for the more accurate calendar.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gregorian_calendar

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I think the vast majority of scientists, at least computer scientists, would argue against the efficacy and accuracy of the Gregorian calendar.

It’s more of a “we’re stuck with it” situation than a testament to its scientific veracity.

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The Gregorian calendar is pretty solid actually. Other than a leap second every few years, it’ll stay in sync for a few thousand years. You can easily calculate all leap days in a one-liner.

365 is semi prime, so we could do a 5 day week, but that’s pretty minor in the grand scheme of things. There isn’t a lot to improve on the Gregorian calendar

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  • leap days only coming at the end of the year, not in the middle
  • 5 day week
  • 73 day months
  • 30 day months with 5 non month days

Don’t get me started on timezones

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at least computer scientists, would argue against the efficacy and accuracy of the Gregorian calendar.

Agreed. If I had it my way, basically everything would be using unix time.

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10 points

I refuse to believe anything before Jan 1 1970 even happened

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5 points

I just want 13 metric weeks.

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3 points

Agh you sound like a C programmer. Just have a function do it for you.

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What would Unix time improve? Yeah let’s schedule to meet at 1693456789, repeating every 7*86,400 seconds.

Time zones are a mess, but that’s not the fault of the calendar.

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And that’s the way science should be, with more data and better tools, you adjust and make things more accurate. I’m not sure what the efficacy issues are, but it’s my understanding that current UTC leap seconds are put in place to reflect slight variation in the rotation of the earth. It is done in reaction to the earth’s movement, so not something that could be predicted 450 years ago.

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It drives me nuts. Whenever possible, I use the 4-4-5 or 13-month calendars so I can better forecast or compare historical data. Gregorian is useless on month scale or lower. I honestly can’t think of any practical use for it except to make things harder.

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37 points

“Can you name me one thing that was found by science that was later replaced by religion?”

Yes, it’s called politics.

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US politics. Across the rest of the world, while politics may still be dumb out there, at least they’re more likely to keep god out of it.

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8 points

Italy entered the chat

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36 points

Simulation hypothesis is just theism with extra steps.

Come at me bro.

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21 points

“I think God created the world” pitchforks raised “…WITH A COMPUTER!” pitchforks lowered

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6 points

God’s a prepubescent kid playing SimUniverse and fucking around with the Disaster menu.

Satan’s an acne-riddled teenager somewhere online griefing that kid.

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7 points

Gnosticism 2.0

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“But it was clearly a Macintosh 128k”

"BURN THE HERETIC!

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10 points

Simulation hypothesis is not science.

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It is part of science, it’s an untested (and currently untestable) hypothesis. Such thought experiments can be very useful. Running through the consequences (and possible experiments) can sometimes give useful insights into other areas of physics.

The problem is when layman take the scientific equivalent of a debate joke and treat it as gospel. It’s similar to what happened with the flat earth society (started out as a debating joke, and got overrun by idiots).

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An untestable hypothesis is not science. Science is ideas and hypothesis that have undergone the scientific method. Until then it’s just a thought experiment.

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5 points

That’s debatable. It’s a logic based hypothesis that scientists are looking for a way to falsify it.

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2 points

Until empirical measurements can be made, it’s not science.

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8 points

Simulation theory makes no inherent moral prescriptions or assertions about the ultimate origin of the universe - it just rolls everything up a level - This universe is a simulation inside the real universe… What created thecreal universe? We’re not trying to answer that.

Theism tends to make moral prescriptions and point to an immutable god - This universe was created by God… What created god? It’s god, dude.

This is why simulation theory and theism are compatible - there’s no reason both can’t be true - though we can never know if either is true, so just get on with your life and try to be a decent human.

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25 points

the ancient greeks knew the world was round, knowledge witch was then replaced by in vast circles during the middle ages.

:P

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religion has often replaced scientifically proven facts, wich is mainly due to religions powerful ability to not have to make sense and still be acceptable.

now as for religion actually disproving science, those occurences can be counted on zero hands.

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14 points

A knowledge witch would curse you with knowing every embarrassing thing you ever did.

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And maybe even things you never could have known. Like what exactly it looked like when your parents conceived you

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Oh, like knowing all the moments things you could have done something different and what the result would have been. All the “they were flirting with you and you didn’t realize” moments and the “and here’s the happy life you could have had” results.

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No, it wasn’t. If you look at religious iconography, you see Jesus sitting on a globe regularly. Kings were endowed with globus cruciger, a representation of Jesus ruling over the globe. Sure there were some people who must have believed in flat earth but they were about as serious as the modern flat earthers.

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