139 points

That’s for the committed spies. Or chess players.

permalink
report
reply
40 points

Holy hell

permalink
report
parent
reply
181 points

Neo is working diligently at his desk, the flow of reports is endless but he keeps up with the pressure due to a little friend he snuck in his “back pocket”

BZZT BZZT BZZZZZT BZZT

Neo’s eyes go wide, not from excitement nor pleasure but instead confusion and worry, was he right? Did his toy just vibe to him “get out, they’re coming for you Neo” into his asshole!? No way, he must be imagining things

BZZT BZZT BZZZZZT BZZT

There was no mistaking it, his translation was correct he’s in grave peril and someone is informing him through his secure butt plug!

permalink
report
reply
30 points

follow the silver bullet

permalink
report
parent
reply
18 points

Fundamented and silverpilled

permalink
report
parent
reply
21 points

I think this series must continue !!

permalink
report
parent
reply
16 points

The exit is the only exit…

permalink
report
parent
reply
18 points

So what is it Neo? The blue suppository or the red suppository?

permalink
report
parent
reply
9 points

This reads like it’s a Chuck Tingle novel

permalink
report
parent
reply
9 points

the deaf, dumb, and blind

permalink
report
reply
1 point

But sure plays a mean pinball

permalink
report
parent
reply
30 points

— … / -… .- -… -.-- / — … / -… .- -… -.–

permalink
report
reply
31 points

Oh baby don’t stop now.

permalink
report
parent
reply
8 points
*

I’m too lazy to look it up, but before I counted the letters I was hoping it says “you know the rules”

permalink
report
parent
reply
7 points

Petty but effective noisy neighbour revenge tactic.

permalink
report
reply

Memes

!memes@lemmy.ml

Create post

Rules:

  1. Be civil and nice.
  2. Try not to excessively repost, as a rule of thumb, wait at least 2 months to do it if you have to.

Community stats

  • 8.9K

    Monthly active users

  • 12K

    Posts

  • 264K

    Comments