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I have had uni professors sign books to make sure people actually bought new books and not used ones (he wrote them); unfortunately for him i had access to toluene to get pen ink off; did the same to all of my peers; Fuck those kind of professors

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Do what happened if you bring a book to class already signed?

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He threatened you to either buy a new book or he would make your uni career hell, one of my mates did it, at the last exam he sent him back 5 times, the last time he went to take the exam the coordiator said “what else have you got to ask to him; he told you everything in your course; [insert name] give me the paper” he signed the paper and sent him off; the prof. Still gave him only 60/100.

I still want to slap that piece of shit.

After that i taught other people in the uni to do that; he tried to mitigate by writing over the printed title of the book; hoping that any tampering would be evident; toluene didn’t touch the toner, so it didn’t work

Edit: grammar mistake (thanks mac)

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Sounds like a pos.

Also that sounds very illegal, no complaints have been filed or anything?

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hi 👋

just fyi:
“teach” is one of those words in English that has a different suffix for it’s past-tense: it is “taught”.
Eg. “They taught me to sew.”
“teached” is improper.

Note: not to be confused with “taut” which is pronounced the same.

:)

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Do Italian professors know their students’ names? Over here, two countries to the North, no professor knows anything about their students.

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That should be illegal. If not illegal, then worthy of a random thug stabbing.

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Buy/collect used books off students after they finish the course… Remove the ink, resell undercutting him by a ton and make a huge profit!

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Nah I’m fine with spreading how to remove the sign, there are already enough people capitalizing on education here

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Time to sell toluene! ~taps temple~

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Side note: to anyone looking to follow this method, please try to limit the amount of toluene you are exposed to by wearing gloves and working in a well ventilated space. It can do dirty shit to your nervous system and I’ve seen chemists start to experience symptoms from relatively little exposure to the fumes.

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In general if you can get a respirator or at least an n95 mask if you still have them from covid(apparently that doesnt work); also make tries on an old book before going on the good one, at least if you mess up it isn’t another hole punched in your wallet

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A respirator with an organic vapor trap will work, but an N95 will do essentially nothing for chemical vapors besides give you a false sense of safety.

If you have nothing, do your work outside and don’t work with your face directly over areas with the toluene.

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What an absolute buffoon.

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The specific case here was the professor had a financial stake in new books being sold.

I do agree updated editions with new information could be important, but again when theres a financial incentive to sell new books, the obvious lean will be towards making new versions even if there is no new information.

Since the books can be required, they should be required to show proof they have substantially added to their edition or else relegate it to a minor revision (maybe adding sub-editions like 1.0, 1.1, 1.2; where you only need the first number to be current). Right now its a whole lot of, “Trust us you need this book and the only pre-owned versions are out of date”.

As a side thought, this is the kind of thing that makes me wonder if they use the book costs to weed out those that will not allow themselves to be abused to that degree. This would leave only those who would conform to their leader/manager/teacher and are less likely to try to change the system.

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Version 3 is ToTaLlY different from v2, i switched all the chapters around

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God bless this professor. Piracy is a victimless crime!

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Aaar, matey.

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The name of my Plex server has been “The Pirate’s Booty” for about a decade 😂

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Like punching someone in the dark!

J/K, I have a pavlovian response to the phrase “victimless crime”

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Piracy is a victimless crime, most of the time.

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This reminds me of when Weird Al told Canadian (or maybe Australian?) fans who wanted to watch his movie, “there’s Very Probably No way to do this. I know you probably have a TORRENT of questions, but I don’t have time to answer them right now.”

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Once in a while maybe you will feel the urge To break international copyright law By downloading MP3’s from file sharing sites Like Morpheus or Grokster or LimeWire or KaZaA

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based professor

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71 points

Asus had some different ideas about libgen.rs 😯

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Yo control your router lol (freshtomato or openwrt or something might be good options)

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Seconding the recommendation for OpenWRT - I’ve been using it for years on my routers.

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I loved AsusWRT-Merlin back when I used an Asus router.

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It’s running Merlin, works pretty well. Then again, all it does is NAT and DHCP (and apparently the parent control thing)

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To be fair it might actually be possible to find smut there.

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You’re probably correct. It’s the Internet. The Internet is for porn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTJvdGcb7Fs

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It is one of the rules I think, the 34th?

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Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

https://www.piped.video/watch?v=LTJvdGcb7Fs

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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