Found this delight on Rightmove today!

Elegance personified…

Coco Chanel would have loved to see her logo on a toilet lid

I think there’s a fridge freezer in the bedroom???

I don’t know what this thing is

38 points

Sims looking ass house

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I immediately thought of House Flipper.

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That too

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Depends on how much land comes with the house. I would renovate the hell out of the house though. But if the framework is in decent shape and it’s in a good location it could be made to look very nice.

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Rip out the horrible interior, extend, it could look really nice!

In it’s current state though, it’s just bizarre. It’s like an ‘upmarket’ house in the countryside for sex parties… Maybe the weird hand wash basin in the kitchen is for rinsing your dick in?

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I think that’s either for fresh fruit or if it’s near a door it’s for holding your keys

Edit: nevermind. It’s definitely a weird sink

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2 points

4.5 acres

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Imagine how many things you’d lose in that house with all that cabinet space. “Now which cabinet did I put my winter clothes in? One of the 40 around my bed? One of the other 40 around the other bed?”

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“Do you like storage? Well here we have storage above your bed, and storage around your bed, and storage and a fridge beside your bed. Think about all the stuff you can store!”

The last photo is a “fancy” sink. Usually done to put lipstick on a flip, but here I think it’s just bad taste

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Especially since that’s in a kitchen island. You put that crap in guest bathrooms where the only thing it’s ever used for is washing your hands. Not for meal prep.

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You’ve missed the room with a bog at the end of a bed…

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How is this not the entire topic of discussion.

We put a bed with too many cabinets at this end of the room, now what to put at the other end. I know! A toilet. Right there in the center facing the bed to help maintain eye contact!

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I assumed it was for some sort of medical care, The picture with the fridges has what looks like a monitor on an arm to the right. It reminded me of something you’d see attached to an EKG or heart monitor something. I bet the fridges had medicine in them at one point.

People build out nice medical rooms in their homes if they/their family needs consistent medical care and they have money, that’s probably what happened.

That or it’s weird sex stuff.

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It’s definitely a medical room like the other commentor said. Most likely for somebody with long term limited mobility. Everything they need within 5 minutes of slow moving. I’ve had relatives who would have lived in rooms like this if they could have.

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I think that’s the one with the fridge freezer in it …I think I was just getting really confused by then

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