23 points

We could both get jobs and then we could probably afford to buy a house

Gym partner

Easier/cheaper to cook for 2

Just a lot of life would be easier if I had someone I could trust 100% who also has all the same preferences and goals as me

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That’s pretty much what my wife is to me.

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Big reason why I really want to start dating again. Practicalities.

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Well, not that. I don’t get along well with people who are too much like me.

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Gang bang my wife

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I would not. There’s enough suffering in the world.

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Aside from practical jokes that make people think they are losing their mind. Like walk by someone by themself, have another me wearing something else walk by, and then have like 100 of me all wearing different clothes crowd around that person chanting “you need to wake up!”, then we all just walk away in silence.

I guess I could start a business and exploit myself for personal gain.

I might also let some intrusive thoughts win from time to time.

So basically I would have multiplicitous fun until the government put me in a lab or asked me to one man army some shit.

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