If O’Brien is perpetually confused it’s probably because he has to keep a space station engineers by the Cardis running. I would be perpetually confused too, what with the plasma injectors being the way that they do and all
And apparently he’s the only one who can do actual work, and by work I mean everything, from fixing the future version of your apartment’s gas stove, to making sure the whole space station doesn’t explode for whatever reason this week.
It only explodes if you upload everyone’s brains into the main computer, or you go look in a random section you’ve never been in before, and how often is that going to happen.
Anyway the most dangerous thing on board is absolutely definitely the turbo lift, someone’s getting their fingers cut off or is falling down the hole in the bridge.
Don’t forget the pansexual space lizard (who’s just a simple tailor, that’s it I swear haha) and the capitalist goblins.
B5; welcome aboard our five mile long rotating tin can. We’ll over through our government, electrocute angels, and figure out who Jack the Ripper was. Also included in your stay is a quarantine that wipes out an entire species. Be sure to check out the zocalo for your fresh orange fix!
Also there’s a telepathic police force that abuses its power every opportunity it gets. Watch out for those guys, they’re real assholes
Picard gets pegged? I clearly missed the TNG After Dark episodes.
our captain gets pegged
It’s been a while since I watched TNG, but I don’t remember this at all.
