2 points

You just know that twerp has a little prick, and he’s mad about it.

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But setting aside the fact that a descendant of colonizers has the caucasity to tell the descendants of the colonized that they should “leave” the land they rightfully pointed out was stolen from them…

Oh, that’s good.

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It’s a bit self-hating white person to be honest.

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Nope. Hating the bigotry of people who have skin color or another trait in common with yourself does not equal hating yourself. Caucasity is not a trait inherent to all white people.

Contrary to the fantasies of bigots, white people are not one big team united against everyone else.

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It’s not really a word. Also it clearly implies something is inherent to “Caucasians” - I can’t be bothered to do any clever wordplay on the other supposed racial categories, but I suspect any equivalent puns might be considered a little problematic, what what?

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11 points

Definitely gotta add that one to the lexicon!

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31 points

he has such a punchable face, my right hand starts itching every time i see a picture of him

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3 points

He’d shoot you.

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that little bitch would be dead before he could get his hand on the trigger.

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1 point

That’s what the guy he killed thought.

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31 points

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Lol I was thinking this exact thing

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86 points

Dude is so dumb he got PERMANENTLY disqualified from joining the crayon eaters club. And this was during a time they were desperate for new recruits too lol

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34 points

If this is real then holy fuck is he dumb.

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I’m pretty sure the minimum ASVAB score is like 30. I’m pretty sure you could get that by randomly guessing on most of it. I try not to be too harsh in my judgements of the less intelligent but holy fuck do you have to be dumb to be fully disqualified.

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I’m fairly certain a history of being tried in court because you’re a trigger happy murderer also likely disqualifies you from joining the armed forces. That’s too much of a ticking pipe bomb even for them.

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6 points

You get a certain amount just for filling out your name correctly.

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You can retest as much as needed, really, and if you can’t get your score up a recruiter can schedule you time with a nearby Ed Center if there is one for ASVAB classes to get your scores up because “some folks aren’t test takers!”

I’m not saying that fuckstick Mcbangbang is by any means smart but a permanent disqual for low ASVAB? I ain’t seent it before.

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When I took the asvab (decided not to join) another person was with me it was his 3rd time taking it and he failed again.

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I went with a guy that scored 19. They were talking about bringing him back to retest later.

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13 points

Fully and permanently… 😂

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You can pass the ASVAB enough to join by answering C on every question. I know this to be true because I worked with multiple guys who said they did exactly that. That may not be true today but it was 15 years ago.

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Makes sense. There’s plenty of other reason to disqual someone

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https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/rittenhouse-military-enlistment-test/

This email could be fake. There is zero verifiable evidence that Rittenhouse was permanently disqualified from serving because of a low ASVAB test score

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5 points

Good thing to point out when people argue about this “Gun Discipline”

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2 points

wut

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