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Get yeeted u lil shit.

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Sometimes they yeet themselves: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HTJUBaN97kI

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I wonder if that sheep was just paralyzed from shock or actually just didnt have any grip on the rock. Either way it just flopped down the hill like a bouncy ball.

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Shockingly similar to putting your black out drunk friends into bed after a party.

Don’t forget a bucket or trash can.

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And to put them on their side so they don’t asphyxiate if they throw up

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Haha, yep!

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39 points

Few steps missing, the squirming, the unexpected discovery it is twice the weight you thought it was, the pointy hooves and contact with various fleshy parts of your anatomy and catching the bloody thing in the first place.

Honestly from a lamb-over-the-wall perspective this is very much “draw the rest of the owl”

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Don’t forget the ticks!

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So how many sheep tossings do you have under your belt exactly

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Dozens, and many over the belt too!

Can’t have children anymore though :/

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I like to think this woman is some random agent of chaos letting a sheep out of a farmer’s fields.

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PETA handout.

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Okay, but what if I have a lamb, a cabbage, and a wolf? Obviously I can only bring one at a time over the wall, but the lamb will eat the cabbage if I’m not there…

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Is that from a riddle?

Based on what you’ve given so far, you can just take the lamb first, since the wolf won’t eat the cabbage.

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The original riddle is a boat or gondola across the river that can only fit yourself and one thing.

It’s not that hard of a riddle, it’s just that you have to apply the same logic to the other side too.

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Right, but what do you take next? And what do you do when you’re going back to get the third thing, leaving whatever’s on the other side unsupervised?

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But then what are you putting over the fence next?

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What if you eat the wolf first

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That’s some genius-level out of the box thinking. You’re hired!

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Cabbage, wolf, sheep

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Wolf eats sheep while you’re yeeting the cabbage.

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No it doesn’t. The problem is what happens on the other side of the fence before you get there.

I have the wolf, the sheep and the cabbage under my complete control while they are on my side of the fence

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