143 points

Npc waiting for someone to interact with them. Someone tell him he can make things happen himself.

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39 points

Autism intensifies

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4 points

From empathy?

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9 points

Ironically when I want to be an NPC nobody interacts with, people decide to start interacting with me 🤦‍♂️

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Come on Brian, cheer up!

I mean, what have you got to lose? You know, you come from nothing You’re going back to nothing What have you lost? Nothing!

Always look on the bright side of life!

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Honestly, nothing happening is better than something bad happening.

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Yeah, the alternative to a boring life for most people probably involves some amount of tragedy or hardship. If their life is boring and nothing bad is happening, then they’re either making at least semi-smart decisions and/or they’re not surrounded by total fuck-ups dragging them down.

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Is it really though? If you go out an embarrass yourself it’s not the end of the world. You’re far better off making a fool of yourself a few times and making some friends than staying inside all day and only talking to strangers on the internet.

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Well, I wouldn’t consider something embarrassing something bad. I had more in mind something like getting in a train wreck or a victim of crime. Those are some pretty bad things that would certainly be worse than nothing.

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That’s the extreme, sure. But everyone has a different amount of risk that they’re willing to take in order to break up the boredom. For some, the line is putting yourself out there and risking embarrassment, for some it’s motorcycling, for some it’s alcohol/other drugs, for some it’s wing suits. But some amount of something bad happening is usually worth it if the alternative is nothing at all happening.

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in elementary

12 years

I’ve identified the problem, op was held back in elementary school until he was 17

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2 points

probably counting preschool

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41 points

I too am an NPC.

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