118 points

Your intolerance of the bovine secretions have severely reduced my desire to mate with you

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This came back from "cow of judgement -“crow” " on DDG.

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Your username is fucking disturbing. Shame on you.

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You haven’t lived until you’ve become addicted to menthol pork shoulder.

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Cheese was the one thing that kept me from going fully vegan for some time. Don’t care about meat, don’t care about milk, but cheese, cheese is special.

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Similar boat here. I’ve been vegetarian for 18+ years now, and my meals have been vegan most days lately, but I don’t know if I’ll ever fully cut out cheese.

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Vegan cheeses have improved a lot. I’ve been vegan for almost 25 years, and the last few years have been the best for cheese alternatives. I don’t know if you’re in the US or if these are international brands, but Miyokos and Parmela Creamery both make some good stuff.

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I feel like it varies quite wildly. Hard cheese seems to be pretty difficult to emulate well, while softer cheeses seem to be more doable (though there are some horrible ones). We have a local store that makes their own vegan replacements for stuff, and they have some soft cheeses that use the same mold as the originals, and they’re pretty good.

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Oh yeah, the oat milk stuff is pretty good and has been taking the place of cheese in the majority of my meals lately.

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I love how much better it has gotten! I am however allergic to cashews (and pretty much most nuts…). Besides nutritional yeast, is there any decent vegan alternative to cheese that you would recommend?

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If you haven’t had cheese in 25 years, I can see how you’d think the snotty vegan approximations are acceptable.

-A vegetarian who is also addicted to cheese

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I’m still waiting the rest of the world to find out that there are so many types of pizza with no cheese

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Are any of them good?

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They have no cheese so no

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Yes. Cheese can be overpowering for more subtle toppings, it’s also fairly high in salt. You don’t really notice the salt, unless you mix it with other topping that are also salty.

BBQ sauce with jalapeno and nutritional yeast is pretty good. The nutritional yeast give that cheese-like funk without the salt combining with the jalapeno, or counteracting the sweet of the bbq sauce.

Also, the cheese also ruins some flavours like kimchi, bruschetta, or chimichurri.

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Kimchi? What the everloving fuck are you on about? Jesus Christ.

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Microbes aren’t a topping what the fuck

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Plenty of them are, but of course depends on taste. One of the most common and classic pizza is without cheese (marinara). So plenty of people like it

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That’s just bread. Pizza is bread topped with sauce and cheese, end of discussion.

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Not according to the Italians. You’d be astonished at how unimportant they consider cheese as a topping. It’s the bread and the sauce that matter. Everything else is a garnish.

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Like sandwich, pizza has come to mean a lot of different things. New York style pizza and Chicago style pizza are absolutely not the same thing, but they’re both still pizza.

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I share the opinion that pizza is bread with sauce and cheese.

However, I am open to change my mind because there is always room for more pizza in my life. What’s everyone’s favorite non-cheese pizzas?

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I’ve had pizza with spaghetti squash instead of cheese. It was surprisingly good, and much more filling than normal pizza.

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4 points

Where does pizza fall in sandwich theory?

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If your pizza is same as bread then you’re eating terrible pizza, I’m sorry

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If your pizza is same as bread

Pizza is a type of flatbread! Look it up in your encyclopaedia of choice.

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If your bread isn’t good enough to be pizza dough, then you’re eating terrible bread. I’m sorry.

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It’s a type of flat bread. It’s not sandwich bread.

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pizza is just bread, you don’t need cheese, end of discussion. there’s marinara for example

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I’d rather have pizza with no cheese than pizza with no red sauce but again, it’s like saying I’d rather have no green cones than no red cones in my eyes. Having both adds and extra dimension.

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4 points

Explain yourself!

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In Italy cheese is absolutely not required, even if Margherita is the most common base so most pizzas have cheese. Even so, there are many types of pizza with no cheese, and many others with no tomato.

It’s also very common to see pizza farcita, which you can imagine as a pizza sandwich. For example a very common one is “pizza e mortazza” in Rome, which is a pure puzza with no topping but filled with mortadella (a type of ham). But various kinds of fillings are possible

Another example would be focaccia, most of them don’t have any cheese at all.

There is even sweet pizza with no cheese, for example pizza with Nutella

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Yes, please. Expose yourselves. It is a fate most gruesome that awaits the cheese deniers

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I explained more in detail in another comment here, but to be short I can list some like pizza farcita, focaccia, marinara etc

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Blessed are the cheesemakers.

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What is this, Theseus’ pizza? How many of the traditional ingredients can you replace and still consider it a pizza?

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What defines something as pizza is the base, not the toppings. Of course there are some common and more classic toppings, but those include also no cheese pizzas

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The base is bread. The pizza is defined as the base + cheese + tomato sauce + various toppings.

a dish of Italian origin, consisting of a flat round base of dough baked with a topping of tomatoes and cheese, typically with added meat, fish, or vegetables.

Source: the dictionary.

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Lol, no there aren’t. Do you mean vegan cheese?

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marinara is one of the best pizza I’ve tried. can’t come up with other examples. but not everyone thinks cheese is somehow necessary

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Yes. Well not everyone can be right about everything. Cheese is one of exactly 3 critical ingredients for what we call Pizza.

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I need that image of the crow.

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Oh, thank you! I love restored memes.

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Psst… It’s a common grackle, not a crow.

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Cheese apologism is cowardice

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