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Less rice?! Speak for yourself.

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Absolute blasphemy.

How else will i have left over rice for fried rice if I make just enough?

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Yeah what the fuck is this? I’ve only had too much rice with a meal once or twice in my entire life

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The spinach part at least is true if you cook fresh spinach. Those leaves will just evaporate.

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The correct size is many many handfuls or one bag for most dishes

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So is the violence part. Hitler wasn’t defeated with a sit in. The elite chose violence back in the 1950’s to destroy unions. Corrupt governments were never overthrown by asking nicely. The term “speak softly, but carry a big stick” wasn’t made up for no reason.

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Sorry summer person, I need to get inside a tight bed while it’s freezing outside to make my problems go away

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Oh I like that too I agree. A weighted blanket when it’s -20 in January and you don’t have to go outside is wonderful.

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21 points

I like to think these are a sequence.

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20 points

Can confirm.

For lunch I had spinach and rice soup (extra spinach), while sitting outside in the sun with a nice cup of tea. Then I punched a Nazi.

It was a good day.

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17 points

Also if something calls for garlic cloves you triple whatever number it says.

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Triple? In our galley, “1 clove” —> 1 bulb.

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I tend to put garlic in even when there’s none at all in the recipe. Making pancakes? Stuff those fuckers with a metric fuckton of the good stuff. I may be exaggerating slightly.

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