Lemon, alcohol and tube steaks all in one! Culture at its best! LMAO

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Just so people know, Mike’s doesn’t make Hard Dogs. They only make Up Dog breakfast sausages.

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What are breakfast sausages?

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22 points

Got em!

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What exactly is this “Up Dog” that you speak of?

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31 points

Ligma balls

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Fucking gottem

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9 points

What’s up dog breakfast sausages?

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8 points

Not much. I’m down to get some.

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8 points

Ligma balls! Gotten!

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6 points

Who is Up Dog?

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2 points

Me when i see yer mum!

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3 points

He told me he made raw dogs too…

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2 points

When is Up Dog breakfast?

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27 points

Spiked frankfurts? In Australia, that means someone’s put rohypnol in the alcohol too.

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My local grocery store has Hard Mountain Dew in various flavors including Baja Blast.

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I don’t know why, but I’ve never had a worse hangover than after having a few of those. Taste is alright, but do not recommend.

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They’re malt liquor drinks IIRC. Shits cheap but ROUGH.

Then add in the massive sugar as mentioned by other user. Its a perfect storm of a bad time.

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6 points

Probably the insane amounts of sugar

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But is it in a Hot Dog form? Lol

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This is so confusing. It doesn’t look like AI because all the print is clear and relevant. If it is a Photoshop it is very very good.

But I think hope it’s not a real product?

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Real fake product. Like someone actually made the packaging and took the picture, but mike’s does not make hard dawgs.

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I don’t know what happens to hot dog meat if it’s soaked/injected with ethanol to get it to 12% alc/vol (can you even legally have a solid food that specifies a liquid volume %?) but I can’t expect it is anything good.

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What happens is, the alcohol component would get cooked out of it near instantly. Same as with cooking with wine.

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That’s my guess

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Dalle’s attempt. Way to stylized and symmetrical to my liking but interesting the brand logo is spot on.

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Oh wauw it really doesn’t hold back. I was expecting a “cant generate real logos and trademarks”

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2 points

Why are they dick sized tho?

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There about the same size as the thumb, if i can use that as reference compared to my own thumb…

I don’t know how many dicks you know as a reference but uhm those sausages aint big.

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Graphic designer here, my guess would be a Photoshop job. I’m mostly going by the visual qualities of the edge of the thumb, comparing where it appears over the graphic, versus where it appears over the rest of the hand. There’s a slight but discernible difference in the sharpness, that usually indicates masking.

I did a reverse image search with TinEye, and found a “Colgate Whitening Dogs” version of the same original photo, which supports the Photoshop theory (at least in one of the two images): https://i.imgur.com/IB6rn9E.jpeg . That makes me think the original photo was of a pack of hotdogs where the label was blank / white – That’d let you distort the fake label graphic to roughly match the size and placement of where the real label art would go, and preserve the shadows, highlights and reflections of the packaging using layer styles.

EDIT: Also, here’s the Insta account for the originator of both of these images, Adam Padilla / adam.the.creator: https://www.instagram.com/adam.the.creator

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That’d let you distort the fake label graphic to roughly match the size and placement of where the real label art would go, and preserve the shadows, highlights and reflections of the packaging using layer styles.

Extract depth map from image, then inpaint the logo using that as guidance, it’s not like AI can’t do that. What still makes me think photoshop is that using AI with that kind of custom process means some version of stable diffusion and the text is just too good for that. It’s a question of training data, practically the only thing models you see on the net can spell reliably is “Hooters”. Might still be useful as a first step to then paint over, though.

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Definitely not real, they are very good with the Photoshop

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8 points

It’s like my grandma always used to say, nothing pleases like a nice hard wiener.

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Not Granny! Lol

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