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it’s 11.5 stone

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Equivalent to 14 winter parsnips. If we want to get accurate about it.

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Yeah decimal inches/miles/whatever is probably the worst crime of the system.

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It does sound pretty impressive that each loop is 4,435.2 inches

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That’s 70 millimiles obviously. How is that different to metric?

Sorry, am european. I know fuck all about imperial units.

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Easy. You open https://einheiten.quadrivium.de/ go with distance 0.07 miles and you see its 3.8 blue whales…

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0.07 Landmeile = 1.4 Megapapierdicke

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He ran it 457.143 times

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c/theydidthemath

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I don’t think they did it right. A) because he said he ran 32 miles on that loop or 451 and a bit loops and B) I think even if he ran all 3200 miles that year, OP is off by a factor of 10

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Dear fellow anarchist,

32 / 0.07 = 457.142857

source: my calculator app

EDIT: dammit, i am from germany and , is here the decimal point . i copied it from the app, gonna correct it

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/c/TheyDidTheMonsterMath

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/c/ItWasAGraveyardsMath

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Let it die with Reddit

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But but but

Bobby Pickett

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I really want to believe he was cosplaying as Superman trying to turn back time.

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For that run. 45700x total.

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And he also flew off the track because he came into that bend too hot.

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There was a pokemon

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Maybe be thought about leaving the cul de sac for one loop. I imagine the madness would take hold at some point during this.

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GPS inaccuracies.

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Shhh!

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If a mouse did this in study, we would euthanize it from mercy. I don’t even know if the first meth mice were this obsessive compulsive.

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That’s not true. They have put mouse exercise wheels in the wild and mice use them for fun. Mice love to run.

There was actually an interesting “exercise drug” line of research seeing if they could make a pharmaceutical that would make exercise fun. Wonder if that went anywhere.

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Yeah that’s just MDMA.

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Which they of course then banned because fun is not allowed

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I think you are thinking of PPAR-δ agonists, it’s not about making exercise fun though. More like exercise in a pill. It worked, but gave the rats tumours I believe. People use it anyway, which seems a bit risky.

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Yeah I know about that one! But in that same article (assuming we are thinking about the same one) they interviewed another scientist working on the other kind of drug.

Last I checked a less tumour inducing version of the drug was going into phase 1 clinical trials for muscular dystrophyin the last year or so

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I live in Brooklyn, if a dude circled my block like this someone would def call the cops on him

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Most exciting run in the state

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I was honestly surprised to see that it was in ND. Now I’m wondering if the screenshot is of the person I’m thinking of…

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Ed, Edd, and Eddy

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Damn all that ugly ass driveway space and that one trailertrash asshole ruining his lawn by parking his cars on it… Wonder if it’s the same insane loop guy

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that one trailertrash asshole ruining his lawn by parking his cars on it…

That’s an empty lot with construction equipment in it

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That… is a very reasonable explanation lol

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