70 points

I was once motivated to work out by Amizon Subscribe and Save.

I had a subscription to protein shake powder, and I only let myself drink it after working out. If I skipped too many days, I’d still have some when the next shipment arrived, and I hate wasting food.

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28 points

Genius consumerism at its finest

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Whatever works! I’m ok with this and it made me smile, in a good way. Thanks op.

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fat fuck autist

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48 points

I wish I was a fuck autist. I’m just a regular autist

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15 points

A fuck savant - that could be a porn movie from the 70s

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10 points

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40 points

TBH, that’s a genuinely good technique.

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35 points

Favorite smash character. Really builds the salt

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Such a great character in smash. Awesome moves all around, and incredible bm potential. Those hopping push ups are great lmao

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i like running back and forth taking big pot shots at my friends who all fight each other

that and throwing balls and suns. shes so much fun

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2 points

this whole post gave me an incredible bm.

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