Every app has to have fucking AI now for some reason.

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Skype still… exists?

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I mostly use it to make international calls cause sometimes the country my folks are living in shuts down the cellular internet for some reason when major exams/riots are happening and whatsapp stops working.

Imaging telling a whole nation of people they can’t use internet on their 500+ dollar phone. The fuck did they buy them for, playing temple run?

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Riots I get, but…exams? You’re telling me that they’ll shutdown the entire countries cellular internet…to stop some students from… cheating?

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Yup, they shut it off for a couple of hours during exams so students won’t cheat.

Or at least, won’t cheat using the internet.

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14 points

South Korea? I heard they are insane when it comes to exams.

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Btw you can suggest them the Briar messenger app. It can send messages via nearby peoples phones if they also have Briar. So if enough people installed it, a city could have it’s own messaging network even when the official one is down

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Nice, I don’t think I’ll be able to convince the whole city to install it though :-)

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Those “briar clients” still use the “same” internet…

It could work if clients/nodes would exchange data using other channel (lora/bluetooth/etc)

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6 points

Exams???

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It’s still one of the best options for video calling. Available on all the major platforms, no time limits, the quality is great. International call rates are some of the cheapest out there.

Big downside though: it’s not so great on the privacy side.

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It is Microsoft Teams now, but older installs had it called Skype for Business

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13 points

Uh it’s still skype for personal use

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Yeah, likely they’re using the same backend to provide voip services (maybe skype’s backend just scaled up) . Teams must’ve borrowed something from skype given how haphazardly it was developed and released.

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Why the hell does everything have to have AI now??

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To rip off investors. If they pretend to be on the same hype train as everyone else, and lie about what their product does, there’s a chance some idiot will give them more money.

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4 points

Fuckin’ hell, investors don’t know shit about the shit they are investing in do they, if all you need to do is slap some bullshit buzzwords on it and they’ll suck your dick.

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I can see an infinite number of meetings with management figures and/or investors asking:

“Everyone in tech is talking about AI and we are tech, hightech even so, are we not? So, what do we / what does your department do with AI?”

It’s like millions of voices silently crying out in pain.

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It’s a buzz word.
ChatGPT came out and all the other tech companies like Google freaked the fuck out because they weren’t first to the market.
In response they started adding AI to Google search.
Well, Microsoft can’t let that stand either so now they’re both in a mad dash to put it in fucking everything before the other guy does.

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41 points

Bloated UI, now with brand new AI bloat 👌

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30 points

Admit it. You did want a new cocktail though didn’t you.

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Yeah, that cocktail suggestion improved my mood a bit.

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So 50% success rate! I can pull 10 pp slides from that, asking for more resources to do more AI!
Now, where’s MY COKE!?

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You realise that this is because Microsoft spent billions of dollars on what amounts to a new version of “Clippy” and it’s just as helpful as the original.

If you’re unfamiliar with the abomination, it’s a dumber version of Copilot.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Office_Assistant

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a new version of “Clippy” and it’s just as helpful as the original.

And somehow infinitely less charming

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If they make it look like a paperclip and almost as useful I’d consider it

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Oh, I’m somewhat familiar. Our school computer lab when setup had all windows 95 machines and I later got a xp at home so I got to play with office 2000 and such.

Iirc it never was able to help me with something. I thought they put in a interactive mascot or something. Like a mini-game you can play with while typing a letter to your principal.

Copilot has been little helpful sometimes though when I want to generate images of things made out of jeans.

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Wait, clippy was supposed to be helpful?

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6 points

Yeah, “Microsoft helpful”, not actually helpful.

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