Assuming JP Morgan, “My pronouns are: Fuck You Pay Me”
J. P. Morgan, the man, was so cruelly ruthless and wicked, it really raises the question how people do business with a financial institution named after him.
It’s like having a Stalin company or a Kim Il Sung financial company, or a Putin financial company.
I work there. The tonal disconnect is insane. Everyone at the office is incredibly super nice pro-lgbt, human rights, etc. the company itself is pretty supportive, happy to throw money into events and causes etc.
Any discussion of the company’s public behaviour or history is generally met with “Fuck dude, I’m just here to get paid”
Edit: also, just to demonstrate how much of an insane multi-headed hydra the corporation is - I work for the internal LGBT group. Those aren’t our pronoun badges. But they fit the branding so perfectly, I can only assume there’s a completely different LGBT group in another region that somehow has their own pronoun badge design
JP / Morgan
