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Can anyone recommend a good cock for beginners?

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How about mine?

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For packing or inserting?

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Get the β€œCocks for Dummies” book. It’s fantastic and includes a starter cock.

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I find it’s best to start with a small starter cock, such as the Little Richard.

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Your mom’s lol

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I know it’s a shit post, but for anyone not aware the FBI used to assist in the persecution of lgbt people and engage in all sorts of surveillance including infiltrating lgbt rights organizations.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/xg8dzn/-the-fbi-secretly-tracked-gay-activists-in-the-60s

https://outhistory.org/exhibits/show/fbi-history/2010-2019

So it’s not only a shit post, but a shit post pointing out some very important recent history.

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Thank you for sharing.

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A reminder that we need to take privacy seriously.

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James Webb was on the same side as the persecutors. How many NASA careers got cut short because of him?

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Its true, I spent many nights undercover in gay bars, trying to identify homosexual men by whether or not they moaned when I sucked their dicks in the bathroom stall.

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Which one means which?

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I’m still not sure.

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Ah geez, better get back to it.

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Jokes on you, I’m a sovereign citizen

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Send the FBI a straight coupon that says you can pay in no-homo blowjobs and see how that goes.

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I don’t recognise the fbi as an entity something, something maritime law

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β€œYou’re a crook Captain Hook Judge won’t you throw the book At the PIRAAAATE…”

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But maritime law is where the mandatory gayness comes from. Haven’t you ever seen the Navy?

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Mr. electric send him to the principals office and have him expelled!

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Flirty Bisexual Interrogations

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Fisting-Brunch Intersectionalities

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