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He’s used to drink like a 24 pack a beer at a time too lmao the man really was just living life with +130% settings.

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“Bumbulum”

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I will now learn to speak this word fluently and use it often to announce my farts.

Excuse me, I must retire to the veranda to tune my bumbulum.

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and people complain about “bullshit jobs” these days

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Dear colleagues,

I hope this email finds you well. As per my last email I’m delighted to inform you that last year’s farter, who had proven himself of a great value and an asset, will be joining our team.

I expect nothing but the highest standards for the king’s farting festival. He was most generous for giving us the opportunity to travel his land, we are grateful for his generousity and thus don’t want to fuck it up.

Best regards, Xero

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How do I become a flatulist?

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You’re gonna need beans. Lots of beans.

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They’re in the right place

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Tom Bumbulum

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Tom Beanbadil

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Learn to play the flute?

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But how?

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Iono

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I am underpaid

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