G’day, you mob of surfacers! Crikey, you lot look like you’ve been chucked in the deep end down here in the Underdark. What’re ya doin’ in our neck of the woods? You lot lost or just got kangaroos loose in the top paddock?
Fair dinkum, you better not be here to cause any strife. Us Drow don’t take kindly to strangers pokin’ ‘round our turf. Ya reckon you can handle yourselves in a blue, or are ya just a bunch of drongos lookin’ for trouble?
Anyway, if you’re keen on stickin’ around, you better pull ya heads in and show some respect, or you’ll cark it quicker than a stubby on a hot day. Welcome to the Underdark, mates. Watch yer step, and keep yer eyes peeled. We ain’t got time for any flamin’ galahs muckin’ about!
Can someone make a drow Steve Irwin, please? Exploring the underdark in search of strange creatures and then wrestling them.
Wouldn’t drow Steve Irwin be legendary drow ranger Drizzt Do’urden (with his astral panther Guenhwyvar) before he went to the surface?
Esteemed Australian drow actress Margot Robbie, on the other hand…
That’s not Steve Irwin any more than Crocodile Dundee. It’s more like Freddy Kruger cosplaying as a ranger, at best.
I have tried to have a session where Drows have Aussie accents. It was horrible. It was great. I’m sorry to all Aussies.
Nah I live in Australia and we also do bad Australian accents recreationally no shame
Its fun to make fun of your own accent. How else do you mock the stupid people you see every day?
It requires moderation, like all things. My wife and I used to joke around, talking to each other in southern accents, but we lacked moderation, and now the southern drawl has become part of our regular speech. We’re not anywhere near the south.
OI TARVO YA FAKKIN CUHKED KANT, DOHNT TACH THE FAKKEN BLINKEES, WE’VE 'AHD THEES CHAT. WORPYA STROIT TU SHE KNOWS WHER THEY WEEL.
TAAARV! THAT’S A FAKKIN 'ER 'GRAYZIHS REHDBACK! FAKKER WIHL MAYKA SPIHT BLAD!
ME GIRL WANTS THA’ VENAHM, REENIE, SAYS “If ay sees that beech Zeberiel Cobirn, I’m invitin her around for a mushie and fakkin droppin 'er.” AND SHE’S COMIN ARAAN, SO I NEED A GOOD BREW TO DROP 'ER.
FAKS SAYK, GEHT YERSELF A FAKKIN’ NOOROOHOONEY, LIDDIHL BAGGAS LOOK LIKE BUTTON MUSHROOMS BUT THEY JUST FAKKIN LIHKWIFAI YA.
AW, MAYT, MAY SHE BLESS YA. YER A REEL ONE.
I played a Duergar named Ivnier West who had an Australian accent and referred to the underdark as “down undah”
The anagram isn’t as obvious as his prototype name: Eve Stirwin
