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When I visited the US I was confused why there were so many dogshit restaurant chains and how they managed to stay open. Surely nobody is eating at these places.

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25 points

I think that the average American’s standard of what constitutes good food is pretty low by Asian or even continental European standards.

Not that the US doesn’t have some standout cuisines and dishes, but the food the average American consumes is all corn syrup and chemicals to me.

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17 points

My sister spent a year abroad in the US and my little brother asked her to buy him some American candy. (We’re European)

When she got back, she had a selection of 6 different US candy brands for him. He tried all of them and, as a 10-year-old, deemed them inedible cause they were way too sweet and sugary.

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21 points

The dogshit restaurants we have are a mixture of two actual good things that, like everything else in the US, was bled out of existence. The diner experience, and the inherent transient nature of American society. Being able to travel cross country has always been a relatively easy thing to do until recently, and eating while traveling is a no brainer. The food aspect used to be handled by large numbers of diners that had good quality food (relatively obviously) but has been replaced in large part by chain restaurants. Coincide this with the difficulty and expense of moving and you got a bunch of places that are almos comically bad.

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The food aspect used to be handled by large numbers of diners that had good quality food (relatively obviously) but has been replaced in large part by chain restaurants.

This might be a bit rosy of a view of diners – I’m sure plenty were mediocre or bad. Not exactly the same, but my dad told me about traveling before and after cheap chain hotels sprung up everywhere, and said a real benefit of chains was that even if the quality wasn’t spectacular, you knew more or less what you were getting, which is itself valuable.

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That’s probably true to some extent, I do be lovin a diner. But I would still argue that chain quality has gone down overall to the point that I genuinely believe Applebees straight up microwaves their food. Diners are and have always been a gamble, but I still stand behind the idea that the chain restaurant is essentially the diner concept mass produced across the United States in place of those diners.

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4 points

Being able to travel cross country has always been a relatively easy thing to do until recently

Always?

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2 points

cmon man the relatively was implied

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14 points

There are large chunks of the US where these restaurants are the only restaurants. So if you want to eat out, you’re eating at a dogshit restaurant chain.

Also they have large parking lots and are located on major commute corridors, which feels welcoming to the average suburbanite, who thinks they’re a car.

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2 points

Cracker Barrels tend to set up shop near hotels. I assume that’s the only way they stay open. Being slightly better than the free hotel breakfast. I know it works on me… We usually look at what food is near any hotel before booking.

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Aw hell yeah, now we gays can have mid food feeling safe.

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24 points

US eateries and food outlets all have the most bizarro names.

Like, IHOP. I thought that was a clothes shop for the longest time.

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21 points

IHOP= International House of Pancakes

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usa the home of Fuddruckers.

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8 points

IHOP= International House of Pants

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3 points

Wait til you find out about Soup Plantation

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If applebees ever went woke it would start a “zombie” like apocalypse where chuds would start biting regular people because they dont know where to eat but the plague wouldn’t spread.

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