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As a programmer we sometimes might look like we are not doing much from the outside but actually we’re dead inside thank you

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ptogrammer, i think you mean

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Shhh don’t tell my boss I’m a PTOgrammer 😎🍹

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pardon his spelling… he was hiphotized!

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The p is silent.

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common mistake, the t is actually silent

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I honestly needed to hear this today, so thank you. I’m at work trying to work out someone else’s uncommented code and have just been staring at it mumbling to myself. I’m new to the position so I’m anxious my new coworkers will think I’m just dicking around… This is the validation I needed. Thanks everyone!

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Say out loud to yourself, “What the hell is this?” or, “Why did they do it this way?” once in a while. Everyone around will think you know exactly what you’re doing.

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@Yondoza@sh.itjust.works this is good advice

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I can hear the vocal inflections in this comic.

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exactly. like a former boss of mine said: if they are complaining, they are working!

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From what I learned in my workplace, it seems that for most people the best way to appear competent is to continuously criticize the work of your colleagues

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I don’t know your circumstances, but it is usually OK to just ask. Especially if the original author is around. Don’t do it all the time and you’ll be OK. Even can come with positive image out of it, if you ask the right questions.

Other than that, I found that the current llms like ChatGPT (and perhaps Claude) are very good at explaining code, most of the time, for some languages ;)

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Hey, thanks for your concern. I’m asking tons of questions, don’t worry. Unfortunately the last 3 keepers of this code are no longer around to ask, thus the staring at code.

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Sounds like, at the very least, a yellow flag to me. Be aware that there may be other stuff broken in their processes other than legacy code. :)

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I find for coding problems it’s actually better to walk away and let it tick over in your mind.

You’ll often get a shower thought type moment.

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That works for pretty much anything.

Get up and do anything else for a while. School teaches us to sit at our desks and work on the problem. Stop acting like a sixth grader.

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That works for pretty much anything. Get up and do anything else for a while.

This got me fired from the daycare

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You were just staring at the kids. You were supposed to be changing diapers and feeding them. Insert obvious misunderstanding here.

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One place I worked had a small park, so sometimes I’d go for a lap or two to think something through - the fresh air, mild exercise, change of scenery and lack of distractions wroked wonders.

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Nothing more enchanting than when the answer to your coding problem literally comes to you in a dream. Had an array issue in C++ where I literally woke up saying "I don’t need a ghost array to search after all is said and done, it’s already sorted!"

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Me, staring at my code, fiddling around, retrying it over and over: “WHY WON’T YOU WORK, DAMMIT?”

Me, late at night, trying to sleep, suddenly wide awake: “Oh that’s why!”

Me, the next morning, staring at my code: “…what was it again?”

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Once, the answer to a problem that was stumping me came while driving in the middle of nowhere at 01:00am back from a weekend trip.

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A true software developer will also raise their hands in celebration when they finally solve a problem that’s been plaguing them.

Even if you’re working from home, alone.

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I often cackle maniacally when I solve something in a particularly effective way.

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Mixed in with periods of

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More of the latter than the former, unfortunately. But, well Boris met his demise with his hubris so perhaps imposter syndrome saves lives.

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Sometimes I even stand up.

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Granddads standing up, I’ve heard it all. /s

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My personal favourite is to break from staring after 30 mins, exclaim, “Hang on, we’re going about this completely back to front!” then spend the next hour deriving from first principles, only to arrive back at the original problem, but now with slightly different notation. At which point I realise that all I’ve done is get myself back to my starting point… Then it’s back to the staring.

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