Some starters:

-the Fediverse

-the subreddit

-the Great Vegan Debacle

-The banning of r/chapotraphouse

More obscure:

-The pronoun struggle session

-How the movie nights got started

-How the comms were created

-outdoor cats

-@black_mold_futures

-@TimeCubeEvangelist

Don’t go further

-@Beatnik

-@Enver_Hoxha

-@BASED_BALL

-@Shitbird didn’t use to talk like that

-@TransComrade69’s divine understanding of the turning number of a circle

-that time a bunch of users including myself got sitebanned for christmas

-Black Xeno-Posadist Excellence

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These are all probably lower on the iceberg

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I’d say my post-administrator mental breakdown/posting about the turning number of a circle while hysterically manic is pretty deep on the iceberg.

Mood stabilizers got me down bad now though. 🥵

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  • John Brown
  • the feds hiring a think tank to publish a paper on all of us (anacho-socialism)
  • ke$ha-tiktok.midi
  • oversized DPRK soldier :dprk-soldier:
  • an ex-admin getting death threats mailed to them
  • How this account is over 2 years old and has never posted before
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  • Infrared hexbear account

  • Black mold futures and all their different accounts, they’ve been here since the start of the site under different names

  • wall Street bets struggle session, involved sending posts of ppb to the moderators of wsb when simultaneously creating a lifeboat community on here

  • the guy that actually posted hog

  • person uncovering a bunch of liberal opportunists/feds during the BLM protests. (The guy that burnt down a car service station was a fed, plus liberal opportunists directing protests to kneel in front of police using megaphones)

  • the upvote counter bot used to ban transphobic lurkers that accidentally banned some innocent posters. (They got unbanned thankfully and transphobes stayed banned and mad)

  • V*ush browsing Hexbear on stream lmao

  • Me being an SAPS op posting from Pelindaba

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V*ush browsing Hexbear on stream lmao

lmao that happened?

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Yeah it was some post about him and he hate browsed the comments on stream

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I hate this… but… clip?

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Black mold futures and all their different accounts, they’ve been here since the start of the site under different names

Really? I thought they started as @TimeCubeEvangelist

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Ok I found their first username, @FUCKTHEPAINTUP, with this banger of a post

I do self-criticism constantly because I’m trapped in a Maoist cult where comrades (white terrorists) criticize me mercilessly for having a fascist credit card (VISA Silver Signature Rewards) > They won’t let me order vegan pizza anymore because the phone is fascist and “summoning my pizza slaves with a bourgeois app" is “bad vibes”

https://hexbear.net/post/177764

Is the history of BMF

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@BrookeBaybee’s daily trans comrade appreciation threads , Flintstones wrecker guy, The Dave Saga, :funny-clown-hammer: posting gulag, Rachel (who I sincerely hope is doing much better than she was when she was on here)

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Dave Saga?

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@Shitbird had an awful boss and hilarity ensued. IIRC it also led to the shrekland stuff?

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yis& yis

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Oh shit there’s so much that must never be lost-

Remember Dave? :shrek-blob:

@Shitbird

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Oh fuck yeah the saga of dave. yeah that’s some deep lore.

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What’s the dave lore? I missed that one

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itz mai ogregen stori: https://hexbear.net/post/107136

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