57 points

my entire family has diarrhea it runs in our jeans…

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43 points

Quality shitpost.

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35 points

God bless the waitress.

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14 points

It must’ve been therapeutic to act so terrible to her husband like that

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The other way around wasn’t that un-terrible either.

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It’s relieving to let out diarrhea. Constipation is painful and takes forever to get rid of.

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36 points

I’ve been on Lemmy too much today. I read Constipation as Capitalism.

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24 points

Still works tbh

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10 points

Well it’s both shit

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7 points

I read it as Constantinople. It’s nobody’s business but the turds.

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4 points

We should expel it like the diarrhoea it is.

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2 points

I like it when I’m about to take such a big shit that I take off my pants entirely so I can shit it out faster.

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24 points

Literally a shit post

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