100 points

it only gets better if you make it better. Organize a union at your workplace

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Really didn’t expect that direction in the second half 👍🏻

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6 points

I like giving real solutions to these kinds of problems :)

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55 points

What kind of degenerate sleeps without the head of their bed up against a wall?

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27 points

People who have had bedbugs. Old habits die hard.

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11 points

Say what?

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When you get bedbugs and want to prevent them from getting on your bed (after treatment, say) you pull your bed away from the wall, thus limiting the surfaces they can transfer from. If you also put your bedposts in interceptor traps you’re pretty safe from them. They’ll get stuck in the traps and be unable to get out.

Source: had to deal with the bastards for a year because of a useless landlord and incompetent exterminator. Got really, really good at pest management.

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9 points

I’m in the bed in the middle of my room gang, never had bed bugs.

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14 points

But then Monsters can attack you from any angle - Bed in the corner gang sleeping back to the wall.

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4 points

Lol, I’ll even wake up sleeping with my back to the door – no fear.

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4 points

Absolutely diabolical

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2 points

People who are interlinked

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2 points

Sleeping without bedbugs interlinked

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1 point

Sleeping interlinked

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2 points

Maybe they have problems with night sweats

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Me. I don’t need my bed clapping against the wall alerting my incredibly nosy neighbors to my evening activities.

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2 points

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1 point

What’chu know about what goes on in my butt?

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42 points

Suck dick for a living. Much more free time.

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23 points

I prefer to be choosy about the dicks I suck

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22 points

Ok then no more gaming for you mr. wontsuckdickformoney

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12 points

That’s Ms Sucksthechoicestdicksforcashonly to you

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5 points

Not what I heard

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3 points

😘

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2 points

I can’t really be bothered to do my own marketing and STD vetting.

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2 points

Get a pimp

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2 points

Amazon sell those?

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40 points

Stay up longer. Wake up tired. Do your job really half-assed all day. Let your employer have the worse you.

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30 points

Did this while younger, it can work for some time but don’t underestimate the consequences to your health from not getting enough sleep.

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4 points

How much younger are we talkin? Asking cause I’m getting older and wanna know when that’s gonna tell life to kick me in the nuts

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4 points

About late 30s it kicked in for me

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33 points

Hah they still actually look forward to playing the game, instead of just playing it to fill the time.

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3 points

I buy them to pretend I’m happy. Not that I have time to be happy.

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