13 points

They use dark patterns and cryptic dialog boxes to get old people to opt in.

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Are you certain you don’t want to enhance your Microsoft experience?

^YES, I CRAVE A LIMITED ESPERIENCE^

NO, GIVE ME THE BEST THING

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No one is going to opt-in to having screenshots taken of their activities on the OS. If no one opts-in then it will hinder Microsoft’s original plan of collection such data for copilot. Along comes the new marketing language to soften the approach and they still collect data.

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No one would opt-in to having all of their personal files sent to the cloud. But Windows managed to get my father using OneDrive even though he had no idea what it was. He was absolutely pissed when I told him. Somehow that wasn’t enough to get off of windows completely though.

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They’re just going to do a classical boil-the-frog operation:

  • Step 1: Make it opt-in and present it as the new cool thing.
  • Step 2: Make it opt-out, and if the users opts out, show a scary warning about how the cool thing won’t work anymore.
  • Step 3: Silently opt-in, and hide the opt-out option deeply in a settings menu.
  • Step 4: Silently opt-in, remove opt-out, but it still works with a registry hack. Microsoft apologists will still thinks it’s cool because “just use this simple registry hack bro”.
  • Step 5: Remove opt-out alltogether, and silently opt-in everyone who had previously opted out.
  • Step 6: Enjoy their boiled frog!
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7 points

“You can still install it with a local account!”

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Just disconnect your network cable, press this magic key combination and type this undocumented command: “MSBLAOIGKSDF /ACZSF”

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They already had this feature once in Windows 10, and you don’t remember because it doesn’t work like that.

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31 points

You forgot Step 0: make an announcement so overtly egregious that when you walk it back, the compromise sounds reasonable

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1 point

The “two steps forward, one step back” maneuver. Classic.

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There’s no reasonable form of this.

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No but there sure is a much more unreasonable form of this.

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19 points

Until they flip the setting by themselves because ms tend to do that

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…says the company that wanted to destroy every bit of your privacy. I don’t care what they “promise”, don’t listen to them.

Microsoft is finished. Install Linux.

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