86 points

They are posting harder than us. Hexbear could never come up with bits this good (we are libs)

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Right how is nobody seeing this is a bit lmao

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49 points

He’s literally a comedian, but this is a good bit because it’s indistinguishable from the actual ”motivational” garbage you’d see on that site.

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20 points

Oh I hope this is true because these are exactly the kind of people who lurk in my nightmares.

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19 points

Holy shit, are you telling me we all just got bamboozled here? If this really is a bit, it certainly fooled me.

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many such cases!

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35 points

We don’t have the levels of Evil in our souls to write this and not instantly erupt into flame

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Strong and healthy business connections like Hitler had with IBM, Krupps and Henry Ford could save millions of lives

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51 points

This is what I’m saying

Rich Hitler would’ve just been waaaay more efficient at killing people

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62 points

Stopping the Holocaust one Vanguard ETF at a time.

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46 points

Kind of pointless when you realize babies already understand concepts like securities and compound interest. Has he never seen Dreamworks Boss Baby?

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23 points

boss baby but hes actually baby hitler

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41 points

LinkedIn has become “Facebook that you need to post on to get a job” and I resent its existence.

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Anyone who decided that everyone should have a “personal brand” has a special place in the gulag.

What dumbass decided you need to become an industry celebrity before you officially hold even an internship in said industry?

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Anyone who decided that everyone should have a “personal brand” has a special place in the gulag.

It’s the marketers, they’re the root cause of all this

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